Waste of time

Must See Movie...

Don't listen to the Hype. It's awful

This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

How can something be so bad? There were people who actually invested in this crap?

Don't blink or you'll miss the opening death scene entirely, in this quickly tiring shlockfest about a double-headed CG-shark chomps down on some chowderheads stranded near a small island, which they repeatedly claim is an atoll ( a coral formation, usually circular or ring- shaped ), despite the fact that it is clearly a small island ( a slab of land completely surrounded by water ).The first 30 minutes were fairly amusing, with plenty of good looking girls wearing as little as possible, and a couple of unintentional laughs at the bottom of the barrel effects, but the film played all its cards in the first 30 minutes, and spends the next hour repeating itself, after its topless lesbian kissing session. Carmen Electra turns up just to tan in front of the camera and for her ( oh so slight ) name value, her character could have been edited out completely and the film would be no different.The characters display some of the most moronic behaviour, even for an Asylum picture, that they almost deserve to be swallowed whole, and the effects go from being laughably bad, to mind-numbingly stupid, as the shark's size changes dramatically from one scene to the next. Apparently toward the latter stages of the film, it grows so large that it threatens to sink the island/ atoll, and these blockheads must pool together all of their room temperature IQs and figure how to stay alive, and kill this shark.

Words can't even describe how bad this movie is. Everything about it is awful, starting from the plot and ending with the soundtracks. A family video on a boring trip would be funnier and more interesting to watch than this. To actually think that these guys got paid to take part in this makes me sad. I wonder how many minutes did they spend to create those effects? Not too many probably.You shouldn't watch this unless you want to waste your time and hate your life.I don't even know why Christopher Ray is trying anymore, anything he touches turns out bad.

I tossed on the spoiler tag --but to be honest-- the movie spoils itself.By the start of this movie, you will be begging the two headed shark to eat everyone in that yacht, and save room for the producer, director, and anyone who invested money in this movie. The movie makes a lot of dubious statements and the script makes a great deal of common sense errors. The plot is real simple; two headed shark meets a boat load of hot college students... bimbo happy meal ensues. Ah, so lets get on with the real stupid science. The two head shark can change its size. The animal appears to be able to scale itself for the needed work to be done. The shark in some scenes is as big as a truck, yet is able to sneak up on people wading in waist deep water completely unseen. This creature is able to bite or punch holes in an 80 foot metal yacht. It roars like a lion and not only attacks its prey but plays with it like a kitten with a ball of yarn. Fine... enough with the crappy shark.Next we have people who are in college aboard a huge boat and they hit a dead fish in the water and it is being pushed by the bow. Any boat captain is going to stop the engines and find out what they hit and clear it off. Common sense right? Instead they continue to push the dead carcass through the water and the professor attempts to snag it with a boat hook.While the boat is being "repaired", the kids go ashore an atoll and look for scrap metal... They find plenty of neat stuff even a gun, gasoline, and two more boats. They discover the atoll is sinking??? Sinking uh gee professor do you think there might be some coconuts we can use to make a telephone and call for help?Later in the story with half the students on the sinking atoll, the brilliant college professor says, "The kids are in danger!" So the two crewmen (who don't speak English) the professor and his doctor girlfriend get into the dingy and head for the atoll. Why on Earth would you send a full dingy to rescue a dozen people from a sinking island. This left the huge boat empty and no one fixing their only way home.We get treated by weird bimbo science near the end of this film as we learn that a can of gasoline makes huge fireball explosions when bitten by a shark. If you like movies where the science never makes sense or the motive behind peoples actions is highly questionable, this is your movie.