Sorry, this movie sucks

I wanted to but couldn't!

An Exercise In Nonsense

It's a good bad... and worth a popcorn matinée. While it's easy to lament what could have been...

I'll admit it is a strange movie overall with its attempt of hybridizing horror and comedy in a fairly unique way.but it's also hilarious for that same reason, from the sudden tonal shifts and out of nowhere reveals, and just the general what the hell is going on? feeling from it.I wholly recommend it if you want something different starring some comedy legends.just remember to keep a close eye on the judges nose throughout the movie

Made on a forty million dollar budget (virtually none of which was recovered), which is all up there on the screen, this extraordinarily unpopular movie is most definitely one for the connoisseur. Dan Akroyd's admirers will enjoy it too. In fact, director Akroyd gives actor Alroyd perhaps a wee too much attention, but Chevy Chase has a good innings too, and I've nothing but praise for the super-lovely Demi Moore and prolific TV actress/writer Valri Bromfield, here making one of her few movie appearances. And as for the sets, to say they are mind-boggling would not nearly do them justice. The make-up people also deserve the highest praise. All the same, this is definitely a movie that will appeal mainly to the connoisseur and one wonders how any investors in their right minds would advance even a nickel to finance a movie like this, let alone forty million. If they had asked me for my advice, I would have told them they had no chance whatever of making a dime. But thanks a lot fellas! I really enjoyed this really bizarre movie anyway, and it didn't cost me so much as a cent!

I hadn't seen this movie for probably 20 years. I'm a big fan of John Candy and Chevy Chase from the late 80s/early 90s. I'm not sure what triggered my brain to think about this specific movie, but something did, so i went online and bought the DVD. After the impulse purchase, I was having a little buyer's remorse from reading the overwhelming negative reviews on here. I was questioning my choice and asking myself "Was it not as funny as i remembered?!?" I just finished watching it and my post-purchase trepidation was a waste of time and energy. Was it the funniest thing on the planet? No. Did it entertain and make me chuckle. Yes. Was it worth the four bucks I paid for the DVD? HELL YES! The frequent Chevy Chase comments throughout the film alone are worth that. If you don't like it, God bless your little heart - and find something better to do than post negativity where none is needed :)

I'd give this horrible movie a zero if the rating numbers allowed me to. This movie was sickening, perverse, evil, and was total putrescense. I cannot believe the terrific, rave reviews for this movie. I also saw a number of other awful reviews too, so I guess my thoughts on this film are not alone."Nothing but trouble" was awful and sickening. It star Chevy Chase and Demi Moore who decide to go to Atlantic city for the weekend. Two other Spanish colleagues of thiers, but not quite friends, invite themselves againced Cheve's will to tag along last minute. On route, the guy colleague Randy, an arrogant jerk, persuades Cheve to take a shortcut and also to speed. Randy gets pressuring about it. "Come on man, you have a BMW, act like it!" Then they drive through a mysterious dusty looking ghost town. While passing through it, Cheve unknowingly runs a stop sign. Cop John Candy sees this and starts pursuing them. When he stops them, he orders them to follow him. They follow him into a very strange and erie area and up to an ancient looking dilapidated creepy old house. Inside the house is even creepier. It's filthy, cluttered, and mothball eaten with bizarre looking gadgets and accessories.Then they meet the judge. From this point onward in the film is nightmarishly horrible. The part of the film leading up to this point was not too good itself, but now the film turned dreadful, disgusting, and scary. But not scary in a good horror movie way. Scary in a sick, vomit inducing, mentally traumatizing way. The judge, played by Dan Aykroyd, is one sick, evil, disgusting thing. He sends many of his "defendants" onto a conveyor belt which carries them into a flesh stripping, murderous machine called bonestripper. The machine even shows bones being shot out of it after people were sucked into it. There are other freaky, scary traps in the house too. Then there's the creatures of the house itself. The Judge's nose looks very much like something you really don't want to see on a man's face, and that image itself has giving me nightmares and literally made me vomit, literally! Then the judge can also pull parts of his body off and on again. Then there's these two hideous freak fat creatures that live right outside the house in the dumpyard. Then there's the moat which is literally raw sewage. Then there's the hotdogs the judge forces his guests to eat for dinner. And the hot dogs are made of, well I'll just say too words. Bonestripper. Cannibalism. This was the most sickning, evil, revolting, perverse, horrible, dreadful movie I've ever seen.