Traditional Family Vampires

June. 20,2000      
Rating:
7.2
Trailer Synopsis Cast

An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!

Cole Tucker as  Himself

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Reviews

Dirtylogy
2000/06/20

It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

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Portia Hilton
2000/06/21

Blistering performances.

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Haven Kaycee
2000/06/22

It is encouraging that the film ends so strongly.Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a particularly memorable film

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Staci Frederick
2000/06/23

Blistering performances.

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