The Career of Nikos Dyzma

March. 15,2002      
Rating:
6.2
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Nikos is a master of funeral ceremonies (that's undertaker to you and me) who doesn't expect much from life. After drunkenly insulting a diplomat at a party, weird things begin to happen for Nikos. The news that a mysterious stranger offended the hated Deputy Prime Minister galvanizes the political elite assembled at the banquet, and a rumor that Nikos can take care of anything spreads like wildfire, making him an idol of the masses.

Cezary Pazura as  Nikodem "Nikoś" Dyzma
Anna Przybylska as  Jadzia
Andrzej Grabowski as  Roman Kiliński
Ewa Kasprzyk as  Anna Walewska
Katarzyna Figura as  pielęgniarka
Krzysztof Globisz as  Jan Maria Jaszuński
Krzysztof Pieczyński as  Kropiel
Mikołaj Grabowski as  Graczyk
Olgierd Łukaszewicz as  premier
Danuta Rinn as  Frania

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Reviews

Stellead
2002/03/15

Don't listen to the Hype. It's awful

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Dorathen
2002/03/16

Better Late Then Never

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Arianna Moses
2002/03/17

Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.

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Derrick Gibbons
2002/03/18

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

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TheInvisibleCar
2002/03/19

Warning, this reviewer's spoiler comes right up front here, although it isn't really revealing anything that previews, trailers and reviews didn't let onto to begin with, to just note that this movie is in many ways comparable to being a post-Soviet version of 1979's BEING THERE, staring Peter Sellers, just being a bit more modern and a lot more hilarious with its own post-Soviet twists. Comedies, particularly the zanier ones, just can't be compared with the same standards as one might use to judge a drama, but as far as comedies go, this one well hits it mark. It's entertaining, light hearted and funny and with some frolicking nudity, including that of Anna Przybylska, that certainly doesn't hurt it at all. It's not very long, short compared to most movies, keeps moving right along and entertaining, and this movie watcher would think most anybody would enjoy it. This movie watcher gives it 8/10 and would gladly watch it again someday.

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bulbul
2002/03/20

Knowing and loving Cezary Pazura as the "Kiler", I was very much looking forward to this movie. And I sure wasn't disappointed, since "Kariera Nikosia Dyzmy" is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. This story of a loser who becomes - by the purest of chances - the Prime Minister of Poland is filled with funny characters and hilarious comments. Lines such as "Ja pana dymam!" or "Blizniaki czterojajowe", "Karmilam kaczky" or "To jest samochod" are truly unforgettable and funny even after I've seen the movie seven times. The story itself is an adaptation of a 20s novel and the creators of this movie deserve credit for transforming the plot and characters into early capitalist Poland of the 90s and doing it perfectly. Characters such as the twins, the ministers and especially the businessman were to be found all over Eastern Europe those days. Last but not the least, the music of the Polish band "Elektryczne gitary" is brilliant. If you are looking for a reason to learn Polish, this movie is definitely worth it. 9 stars out of 10!

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