Overrated

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

Dick (Brian Papandrea) gets bit by a Succubus which we later discover is an alien (Sheri Darling). He discovers this at a friend's house during oral sex. He turns her and the two of them going on a killing spree getting blood via the crotch. They also need cocaine to stay alert. Meanwhile the alien is tracking them. This is low budget and stupid by design. Sheri Darling is a tall Misty Mundae with foot cancer....don't spare the make-up. The humor and twist is rather low-brow and lacked serious humor. 6 stars for the nudity and gratuitous extended shower scene with FF. Guide: F-word, brief sex, nudity ( Sheri Darling, Angelina Leigh, Sadie Tate + Hot Asian Chick)

Party boy Dick (Brian Papandrea) and casual sexual acquaintance Suzy (Emily Hilborn) become infected with a virus that leaves them with a taste for blood, the couple believing that the only way to satiate their thirst is to drink directly from their victims' genitalia.There's an early scene in Fangboner that sees Dick in panic-mode after discovering his manhood in a severely mangled state while visiting the bathroom. Momentarily calming himself down, he attempts to pee, but the urine jets out of a wound in the top of his disfigured dong (shown in graphic detail courtesy of a prosthetic penis), hitting him directly in the face. It's unsophisticated in the extreme, but it sure is funny.With such low-brow nonsense as a Jewish narcoleptic drug dealer, an alien with deliberately visible wires operating its tentacles, a gay fisherman, a very gratuitous shower scene with a fart gag, an attack by a dog puppet, massive cocaine abuse, and the occasional spot of splattery gore (courtesy of effects expert Marcus Koch), the rest of the film aims to be just as immature and insane throughout, but writer/director Nathan Rumler never quite matches the brilliance of his wonderfully tasteless toilet scene, much of his subsequent silliness falling comparatively flat.Still, as a 90 minute exercise in utter puerility, loaded with childish dick gags, you could definitely do worse, the film at least possessing a degree of charm thanks to its likable leads, who are clearly having a blast being as demented as possible.