If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

Good concept, poorly executed.

it is finally so absorbing because it plays like a lyrical road odyssey that’s also a detective story.

The film may be flawed, but its message is not.

I've sat through the epic-turned-porn Caligula, and THIS is what grinds my gears so badly. This is, beyond doubt and reservation, the WORST movie I have ever seen. Not only is there not a single likable character in this movie, but there also isn't a single scene that leaves you with anything better than a vague sense of discomfort after viewing it, most of which inspire active anger and pain. There is absolutely nothing in this movie worth seeing. Even if you just want to be titillated by the genitalia, don't waste your time; it isn't remotely titillating, it's just there. From what I can gather, this movie tries to be a scathing commentary on American censorship. But all it comes out as is a scathing commentary on the libidos and frat-boy mentality of Matt and Dave. I don't know what these guys were on when they wrote this script, but even Matt Stone and Trey Parker could've done a far better job.The gist of the movie stems from the TV show about eight cartoon characters in a kind of reality show setting: Foxxy (played by Cree Summer - I haven't been able to watch My Life as a Teenage Robot since), Princess Clara (played by Tara Strong - I've only barely been able to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic since), Wooldoor (supposedly a Spongebob expy, but certainly doesn't act like it), Captain Hero (who exhibits a horrifying necrophilia throughout), Spanky Ham (who inexplicably reminds me of Squigley from Sinfest), Toot (who has somehow been impregnated by Barney Rubble), Xandir and Ling-Ling. Foxxy surmises that their show is off-air when she realises that nothing is being censored anymore - which would only make sense from the perspective that it was still on TV and the uncensored DVDs weren't available yet. It transpires that their CEO is trying to remove them from existence with a machine called ISRAEL (why call it that anyway? What's the point??), but their producer tries to help them escape. The film takes jabs at the producer being Jewish, at one point having him bother his neighbour to press the call button on his phone for him on account of it being Shabbat. Uh huh. Why he even had his phone on for the occasion, I cannot imagine. Anyway, the whole thing takes the housemates on a rampage across the desert into a cheap imitation of Disney animation into some kind of stage show with a South Park version of Baby June from 'Gypsy', through which many pointless attempts at making penises funny and the vehicular manslaughter of several beloved and respected cartoon characters occur. It actually gets worse in the last half-hour, with an animated sex scene in 3D, which, while not as hardcore as I'd feared, still is a psychedelic mind-rape that drags on for too long and again is not remotely titillating, after which the remaining housemates fly to Make-a-Point Land where they're greeted by a tornado of Foxxy's abortions, a wretched giant whose rostrum deposits waste into his mouth, and yes, more erection gags, proving once again that Matt and Dave have no limits when it comes to pointless and senseless exhibitionism.I HATE this movie with a passion. I feel STUPIDER for having even attempted to sit through this disgusting, misleading, irresponsible film that should never have been made. To paraphrase the Cinema Snob, maybe that'll work out in future when I watch cruder films like Showgirls or Gross Out, because guess what: half of my brain is now missing!!

I'm fairly indifferent to the show Drawn Together. It did exactly what it wanted to do during it's run: be as raunchy, offensive, and disgusting as a cartoon could be. That being said however, it did have some actually funny moments. But this movie is something else entirely. I've haven't been this disgusted and annoyed by a movie in quite some time. The main idea of this movie is that shows should be allowed to be as gross and shocking as they want to be, as if that's the only reason Drawn Together was cancelled. It also takes time to insult South Park by implying that the only difference between the two shows is that South Park has social commentary. Drawn Together, the difference between you and South Park is South Park is actually genuinely funny and has good writing. South Park has characters that can bring common sense into their crazy world. Drawn Together is a show of jerks being jerks to each other in a world of jerks with no balance to it whatsoever. There is a HUGE difference between you and South Park, and the fact that they even brought them into this train-wreck of a movie is an insult to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The gross-out and gore in this is downright nauseating. Every minute, something bloody, pussy, and feces-related is being shoved in your face. Needless to say, don't watch this after eating. Or while eating. Or if you ever want to eat again. The animation is also awful. It's another production that thinks that using flash animation is an excuse to be lazy. Flash animation is a great tool. It allows you to animate faster so you can animate more to a degree that it can look better than traditional hand-drawn animation. For an example, look at seasons 4 and 5 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Here, it's a stilted, uncanny mess that looks like it's going to break down at any second. Everything about this movie just angers me. It angers me that three years after being canceled, the creators of this show think they drop a big giant middle finger on their fans and expect them to like it. It angers me that they would have the audacity to compare themselves to a much better show. It angers me that these talented voice actors like Cree Summer, Jess Harnell, and Tara Strong had a part in this. No words are able to describe how terrible this movie is. It's terrible in every sense of the word. No plot, no effort, no substance, just pain. Plain, unadulterated pain. Avoid this movie like the plague. But seeing most fans of the show seem to hate this, you probably already are.

the spoilers refer to a single character that appears in the movie and are fully explained within 10 min. i usually don't write review and i wouldn't have in this case either if anybody else would have already said it, but nobody did. I liked the show, it was racist and obscene to be sure, but in a way that was critical of over politically correctness and played with the concept of cartoons. also, many of their jokes were touched with a bit of insane gold that came from a strong connection and parody of the source material. however, the movie is nothing like it. the first thing that is notices is the obvious downgrade in animation: the characters are much less fluid and look more like a internet video from 2007. this makes the entire experience alienation to old viewers and unattractive to new ones. next, the jokes are not nearly as funny, feeling mean and uninspired. on top of that, the obscenity is done in a way that feels like they are trying to prove they are obscene more than be obscene to defy expectations like in the original. but all of this was already said by others. my main problem was the obvious, offensive, politically biased presentation of Israel. this is done as a repeat joke through the use of a plot device of a character by the same name. every reference to the character is a part of an attempt to de-legitimatize Israel. Israel is a killer robot who attacks peoples homes under the command of corporations and forces American Jews to help it. on top of that, the characters keep spouting out lines like "Israel took me from the only home i ever knew." the repetitive and extreme nature of the joke makes it unbearable to me as an Israeli (if you have not guessed) and would to anyone who believes Israel is not entirely in the wrong in its current situation. I would not recommend this movie though since even without the Israel joke, it hardly rates a 4 and is not nearly as good as the old show.

Not being familiar with the "Drawn Together" stuff prior to this animated movie, I had no expectations. I just thought it was going to be some funny cartoon. It was rather funny, and good to see some spoof on cartoons (both old and new).The story is as expected of such a movie, straight forward and hilarious.Lots of really funny situations and dialogue in this animated movie. However, it should be said that there are things that might offend some viewers. So if you are of a delicate mind or mentality, perhaps this is not the movie to watch.Now, for me at least, this was not a movie that I will be watching a second time. Sure it was funny the first time around, but I don't see the potential of additional viewings.Not much of a brainer here, just in-your-face-and-over-the-edge animated comedy here. Good for an evening of brainless fun and relaxation.