Boned

August. 10,2015      
Rating:
3
Trailer Synopsis Cast

A struggling actress must play the role of a detective in order to save an adorable Maltese puppy from a murderous group of Goth Thugs, a Devilish Dominatrix, and a handsome, lying doctor.

Angela Landis as  Samantha
Josh Randall as  Dr. Edward Pierce
Bai Ling as  The Mistress
Robyn Cohen as  Felicia
Jen Ray as  Ornery Woman
Craig Gellis as  Sebastian / Goth Man
Chris Hayes as  Young Man
Chris Mollica as  Julian
Bruno Oliver as  The Detective
Deanna Lund as  Faye

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Reviews

Pluskylang
2015/08/10

Great Film overall

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Numerootno
2015/08/11

A story that's too fascinating to pass by...

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FirstWitch
2015/08/12

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

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Anoushka Slater
2015/08/13

While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

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Alisha Seaton
2015/08/14

I saw this film at a film festival in Los Angeles and found it completely original and endearing. Laura Lee Bahr, the writer director is a novelist that I was familiar with previously. I was excited to see her first feature film. The story melds together such eclectic elements that trying to fit the film into a genre box becomes an impossible task. Set in Los Angeles with a struggling actress as our main character we follow her on a totally unique journey. Anyone who knows the film industry or Los Angeles will recognize the real life absurdity of both. It's funny first and foremost with great characters but also weaves in threads of suspense and action with a dash of romance. This is the kind of film that finds cult status. Horray for adorable dogs and and girls with guts!

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