Don't Believe the Hype

Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

Like always,This review may contain a spoiler.well I was looking for a movie on the internet and I came across sharknado 3.I was like,wow,Sharknado,its must be one hell of a movie.I haven't see Sharknado 1 and 2 just so to say but I have seen movies made by Syfy.So I decided to watch it today,when I started to play it and saw a Syfy logo I was like oh Crap,what did I just download...Anyways...At the start of the movie,a woman killed a shark(or should I say sharknado)with a vacuum cleaner.That's right,a vacuum cleaners.CRAP. The sharks(sharknados?)can fly and they can survive outside water(eyes wide).CRAP. .At the end,he(the main character)killed the big one,so what's next?the sharknado wont come again(or is it not a weather?)I mean can you stop a weather?CRAP. What causes a sharknado?Do the sharks just start to move it circles and the BOOM!a sharknado?CRAP Its a minus -9 here for the aboveWell I liked one thing about this movie...Chris Jericho(You know,the WWE wrestler)He is a good actor,like he always say,he the best at what he does.He should have been the main character.The movie gets a +1 for thisBut yeah,This movie was just a very bad idea.Sharknado is just a crap that bores the crap out of CRAP.Its stupid.Syfy just make movie only for money not to entertain people.its just: 1.Make a crap movie 2.Hype it(the hype,it doesn't even deserve) 3.Sell and make moneyAnd Oh,there's going to be Sharknado 4.Maybe its already out,I don't know and I don't care10-9=1(you know,I can't rate it 0) 1+1=2So this movie gets a 2 out of 10.Please,don't watch it,watch something else(like,2 headed shark.but not 3 headed)

...and you blew it!Minor spoiler alert ahead! OK! If you are a fan of the original Sharknado, there is virtually NOTHING in this film that is going to surprise you. And thats good!!!These films are deliberately over the top, totally insane, and frankly just a lot of fun!!!So what's not to like???There is a nice twist to the ending which I ADORED!!!There is not really much you can say - You are getting more of the same over the top nonsense that has made this franchise so damn popular... No one watches these movies for a Story - They watch to see how much more over the top they can get - and BOY this one delivers BEAUTIFULLY!BUT - There is a very Serious Complaint!!!!THEY HAD ONE BLOODY JOB!!! AND THEY FAILED TO DELIVER!!!SPOILER ALERT RIGHT NOW - They managed to get JEDWARD to star in the film!!! JEDWARD!!! YOU KNOW WE ALL WANTED IT!!!!BUT NO! THEY LIVED!!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO US???Cameos abound as well... From the late Jackie Collins to so many others... Hell folks, This film is just fun as hell... And I would have rated it a 7 or 8 had they not let JEDWARD live!!!!Totally Mindless like all its predecessors, Switch your brain off and just enjoy the insanity!Point of note - How insane is the movie? Maybe not as insane as yo might think and going to be very naughty now and recommend Film Theory on YouTube as MatPat goes through a very shocking theory - And manages to prove that in the right circumstances, a Sharknado is ACTUALLY VERY PLAUSIBLE!!! Check it out, Well worth a watch... Highly unlikely but the facts remain it IS actually possible!

I'm a fan of bad movies, the kind you'll find being made fun of on MST3K. This is a different kettle of fish. Maybe i'm too cynical, and i'm also not a fan of reality TV and celeb culture, but this is the lowest base "entertainment" you'll find next to Big Brother or Geordie Shore. If you're fond of countless cameos by z-list celebrities and hour long adverts for Universal Studios and Subway, this is your film. It's pretty pointless to tear into the bad acting, story, script, etc, because that's what the makers of this were going for. It's a cheap film, made for people who browse on their phones while its on. A reflection of the sad times we live in. If, and i hope this counts for most of you, you're sick of the lazy, mediocre films being shovelled out by Hollywood (i'm looking at you Transformers 4, Furious 7, Jurassic World) then skip this, maybe send a message to the production companies that we'd like to be entertained and not insulted.

I canny believe they've done it, sharks in space. i cannot possibly comprehend the amount of effort gone into producing it. GRRM is the best actor I have ever seen. If you appreciate cinema as an art form, you will watch this film. Even the basic idea of sharks in space, and then going inside of said shark to get back to Earth, is a completely original idea of creative writing and should be praised for its competency. I am kind of running out of things to say about this film as it is so brilliant and I need to write 10 lines, so this is just a bit of filler to get me over the line. Please do carry on reading, as I can stall forever. Oh well, I've written 10 lines so I guess this is where the review ends. I put as much effort into this review as the writers and the director did for making this film. 10/10 ign.