Cinematic Titanic: Blood of the Vampires

March. 19,2009      PG-13
Rating:
7.5
Trailer Synopsis Cast

The Escodero family is cursed!The mother, whom the Escodero children assumed to be dead, is actually an undead vampire who lurks in a secret basement/dungeon hidden from the rest of the house. When the kids discover this dark truth, all hell breaks loose...literally! The mother bites the son, who grows fangs and becomes consumed with blood lust. Meanwhile, all this vampire activity wreaks havoc on the daughter's romance with her handsome, dashing fiance. It all leads to a foray into the occult that ultimately proves true love can live on forever, but not before a mob of angry villagers and avenging priests take on the Devil himself in a climactic battle between good and evil. Set in nineteenth century Mexico and performed by a Filipino cast, "Blood of the Vampires" has something for everyone: blood-soaked action for the guys, tender romance for the ladies, and unleashed demonic rage for the frightened child within us all.

Trace Beaulieu as  Self
Frank Conniff as  Self
Joel Hodgson as  Self
Mary Jo Pehl as  Self
J. Elvis Weinstein as  Self
Dave Allen as  Todd

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Reviews

BootDigest
2009/03/19

Such a frustrating disappointment

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Matialth
2009/03/20

Good concept, poorly executed.

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Console
2009/03/21

best movie i've ever seen.

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Mathilde the Guild
2009/03/22

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

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