Death Rattle Crystal Ice

July. 03,2009      
Rating:
3.4
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Meth, murder and mayhem cooked up by a crooked Sheriff and his gang of misfits is battled by a Special Ops Agent seeking payback for his brother's death at their hands.

Reviews

CommentsXp
2009/07/03

Best movie ever!

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Doomtomylo
2009/07/04

a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.

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Loui Blair
2009/07/05

It's a feast for the eyes. But what really makes this dramedy work is the acting.

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Matho
2009/07/06

The biggest problem with this movie is it’s a little better than you think it might be, which somehow makes it worse. As in, it takes itself a bit too seriously, which makes most of the movie feel kind of dull.

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nathan-yeo
2009/07/07

A Federal MARSHALL who answers to the army, returns home to investigate the death of his boy-hood friend. You've seen this plot and story line before but never like this. The women are butter bodies cute faces slop-bods. No nudity. Its one of those, where every-body wanted to be in the film, and he had to find a way to put them, in so the story just kept getting bigger. It was more about life in a small town and how they stick together and work as a team. Instead of as the cover suggests him in sneaking around in cameo face paint, slicing henchman's throats and blowing-up meth labs with some slick as special forces tricks. The only fight scene he gets his ass kicked.

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Chris Mackey (guestar57)
2009/07/08

This is quite a film,Don't know why it wasn't set in California to avoid some accents...But thats nitpicky,And were not.Lets run down some Names-Dennis Salcedo,You can film action and make the scenes move-Thanks.Morris Gann,Tammys lil Bro ? Hey,I remember you from cubscouts and 4H and now you're a big movie producer.Lon Hannah,Really great role and I thought you were singing thru most of movie my bad,see later comments.Lon,You clean up real good and I hope the other Sons Of The San Joaquin have you in their Netflix Que too !Chad Homan,Dude you were like Leon Russel On Acid,Does that make sense ???Susan Mathews,The Public Acccess Talk Show Host and now the agent of a country western phenom.Willy Ortlieb,This is almost as good as Hot Rod Horror and you got to do lots including die !Rudy Parras,They misspelled your name..Not like a headlinder at The Depot deserves.Eric Willems,The Evil Sheriff and no Beauty for The Beast .Glenn Fraser,How many plays have you been in and finally on The Big Screen .MARK CRISP,Im shocked and ashamed I didn't know you could sing like that and devoted a soundtrack to a boy who strummed guitar in my sixth grade.

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