Ninjas vs. Vampires

October. 29,2010      
Rating:
3
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Vampires kidnap the girl of Aaron's dreams, leading him to track down and join an elusive clan of ninjas who battle the blood suckers nightly.

Daniel Ross Owens as  Kyle

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Reviews

StyleSk8r
2010/10/29

At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

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Erica Derrick
2010/10/30

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

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Matho
2010/10/31

The biggest problem with this movie is it’s a little better than you think it might be, which somehow makes it worse. As in, it takes itself a bit too seriously, which makes most of the movie feel kind of dull.

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Juana
2010/11/01

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

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K V
2010/11/02

I was just going to rate this a 1 and move on, without wasting my time on review, but then I noticed there was a review that gave this trash a 10. So here we go.I actually watched about 15 minutes before starting to fast forward at 2x, then 4x and finally 8x. I dig Ninjas, I dig Vampires, I don't dig bad camera angles and shaky action scenes.Writing is bad. So bad, I was catching myself looking out the window, watching grass grow, instead of watching the movie.Acting is bad.If story was good, or lines well written, I could overlook it. As it is, acting is bad, and there is no reason to watch it.Directing is bad.I have seen student movies done better.OK, I wasted enough of my time on this review I didn't want to write in first place.Don't see this movie, its a waste of time. You can thank that 10 rating review that motivated me to take 5 minutes to write this in hopes of saving some poor sucker from falling for it.

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Archie Falcon
2010/11/03

This "movie" was uncomfortable at best. The premise would allow for a fantastic thrill ride of adventure. Who doesn't like ninjas? At first I thought that this could have been a guilty pleasure or at least an over sexualized 90 minute romp with ninjas. This is the movie equivalent of your creepy uncle making a sexual remark about his underage daughter at a family reunion.From the casting to costumes to weird gimmicks like enchanted windows, this was a total flop.The fight scenes alone express how stupid the director thinks the viewers are.

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manjodude
2010/11/04

I've lost count of how many outright shoddy vampire movies I've seen, many of them being C grade. But I must say this movie is quite better than most of them. It's, I feel, in the borderline between average and crappy! Why? Because it's surprisingly not boring and is comical too.Credit for my feel good opinion also goes to the okay effects, nice fight action sequences and also decent show by all the actors.Rather not go to the story as it's understood such flicks usually have plots that defy all laws of logic. Simply put, we've a group of ninjas who pledge to rid the earth off vampires. And the good wins over the evil in the end. Silly yet simple! I liked watching Jay Saunders as Aaron. He's funny, emotes nicely and fights really well too. Maybe the only highlight of the movie is in the initial scenes where Aaron makes a frustrating yet hilarious attempt to get his love Alex to remember what happened after she loses her short-term memory in a vampire attack.What to talk about the cons here? Although the fights are nice, the strategies the vampires or the ninjas come up with to destroy each other seem dumb or dumber! Verdict: If all you really want is to watch skimpy clad duh vampires biting necks & equally duh ninjas, nothing like this :-)

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starcry
2010/11/05

The only complaint I had for ninja's vs Zombies was its slow pacing at times and being overly long. Both of these problems have been fixed in this film and its very apparent the director is growing.It is still grade B horror, or indie as they are calling them these days, but it has a fun plot tons of great fight scenes and some good laughs.I you are looking for big screen production values I am afraid you may need to look elsewhere as the money spent to make this is not massive, however if you give it a chance I think you will be very happy with it.Be sure to keep an eye on both this series and the director as I expect one or the other to be making it to the big screen one day!

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