The Age of Commercialism

Powerful

Excellent, Without a doubt!!

Best movie ever!

Now i gave it a one star, because i saw this film around 05 when i was younger and dumber. Its not that its a terrible movie in the sense they tried to hard, because they did, but its the fact they over did the try. I do not believe anyone had fun making this movie, and thats what it should have been. Its worth watching once people, but just once. After the second watch you just.... its just like pulling teeth. And i enjoyed it the first time. But this is a movie you watch and have fond memories of, not one you watch and watch again to have more fond memories. I would not recommend this to someone you love, but hey if you got someone you know will still love you after this movie, it would make a great make out movie. OR background noise to sex.

too be honest after 5 minutes of watching i was thinking - wow, this was made in 2000/2001 but they somehow fashioned it in one of the most low budget 70 's B movie . grind-house productions I've ever seen. it was quite an eye fest , and to be honest quite a feat as well. And since i love B movies and grind-house flicks, i enjoyed myself quite a bit during JCVH.if you enjoy low budget movies (and i mean low low budget) with a zing and some original scripting i totally recommend this one!Enjoy - .evil Fred

This movie is awesome. Done with an extreme low budget, to look like it is from the 70's, it is the most entertaining and funny kung fu/vampire/horror/comedy/musical about Jesus ever made! The plot follows as lesbian vampires are sprouting up all over town, the priests call upon Jesus to help. These vampires can also walk in Daylight. Jesus comes to town and kicks some vampire butt! But the vampires are sometimes too much for him, so Jesus asks for help from wrester Santos. They all team up and make one of the most entertaining and fun films ever. The coolest thing is, it looks like this movie was made in the 70's, with some bad voice dubbing, and some horrible looking effects (that are also funny). There is even a cameo by God, and Virgin Mary! This movie isn't too offensive, not nearly as you think it'd be. Definitely the best religious film ever. See it now!

I am not a Christian. I don't mind saying it. But this movie definitely crosses a line. Not necessarily a religious line, but more a line of incredibly horrific disbelief that (a) you are actually watching this and (b) this is really what it is.I was introduced to "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter" by my friends, who said it was the most amazing movie ever (somebody must have obviously drugged them). I borrowed the DVD, and it basically gathered dust on my shelf for a month (at least) while I kicked myself for never getting the motivation up to watch it. When finally I did, I was immediately and ruthlessly scarred by the film's resoundingly bad songs, blindingly bad picture quality, and a sound mix that was appallingly awful to an ungodly (no pun intended) degree.The film depicts a Second Coming straight out of the imagination of a group of people obviously obsessed with the works of, say, Quentin Tarantino, Roger Corman, and George Romero-- in a vastly unhealthy manner. There's a lesbian shortage, which is a key plot device (an imbecilic one at that) since (and I'm just spit-balling here because the film is so vapidly incoherent) the female vampires can only prey on other females? When it comes to my tastes for... shall we say different interpretations or portrayals of Jesus Christ, I can stand anything from "Godspell" (which I love) to "The Greatest Story Ever Told" (which I kind of loathed). But I still don't understand any kind of point this movie had, except background noise for people who are trying to roll joints. Even if they had a shoestring budget (and I'm pretty sure they did), they could have done markedly better than this.