I love this movie so much

Surprisingly incoherent and boring

It's no definitive masterpiece but it's damn close.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

1st Match: The Godwinns, Doug Furnas, and Phil Lafon vs Owen Hart, The British Bulldog, and The New Rockers, 4-on-4 Elimination match. A pretty entertaining match to start the show, what I'm most surprised by is how good Furnas and Lafon are here. I was expecting the heels to win, but they actually let two newbies dominate them for the most part. Rating: 3.5/52nd Match: Undertaker vs Mankind. The special stipulation for this is that Paul Bearer is in a cage above the ring, to stop interference. So with Paul Bearer out of the way, the two guys can have a knockdown, drag-out fight. It's a normal match, but it feels like a No DQ match, because it goes all over the place. The feud these two have going is actually still hot, because they keep adding different matches so they keep from getting stale. Very good match here. Rating: 4/53rd Match: Crush, Goldust, HHH, and Jerry Lawler vs Barry Windham, Marc Mero, Jake Roberts, and The Rock, 4-on-4 Elimination match. This is The Rock's debut PPV match, and even though he's greener than grass, he does a good job here. All the good guys get some time to shine, even if Windham is lackluster. Also thank you for eliminating Lawler first. Another solid match, the only real negative is that Sunny is on commentary for some reason. Rating: 3.5/54th Match: Bret Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin. This is Bret's first match in 8 months, and he and Austin have been having this feud since King of the Ring. the crowd is pretty split here, Austin uses his usual mannerisms, and Bret does a great job for not having a match in so long. A 25 minute brawl, that has Austin actually have to use wrestling moves in an attempt to beat Bret. Even with Bret winning, it's not decisive. He runs up the turnbuckle and reverses a sleeper into a pin, so even though he technically wins, Austin's still able to walk away. Just wait till Wrestlemania 13, when these two have the match of the year. Rating: 4.5/55th Match: Jimmy Snuka, Yokozuna, 2 Cold Scorpio, and Savio Vega vs "Diesel", "Razor Ramon", Vader, and Ron Simmons, 4-on-4 Elimination match. If you're wondering why Diesel and Razor's names are in quotation marks, it's because these are the fake versions of them. Kind of infamous, but they don't last long, so it's not that big of a deal. Even Scorpio's appearance is just a huge jab at Hogan. The match only really exists to lampoon Hall, Nash, and Hogan, with the addition of Jimmy Snuka. The match ends in a no contest, but it's pretty entertaining up to that point, so it's not a big deal. Rating: 3/56th Match: Shawn Michaels vs Sid Vicious, WWF Championship. This is the best Sid match I can think of, he dominates most of the match, but Michaels does a great job on defense. An interesting face vs face match, because the crowd is split like with Austin and Bret. Sid hits José Lothario with a camera, and then hits Shawn with it, and then powerbombs him. It's been awhile since there's been a heel champ, so Sid's win here is refreshing. I know who he loses the belt to, but hopefully he can leave a good impression in the few months he has the title. Rating: 4/5Final Rating: 8 out of 10. This is up there with Survivor Series 2002 for me. WWF again decided to use quality over quantity here, and it paid off. Each match on here is watchable, and all of them are entertaining. Definitely give this a watch.

Shawn Michaels failed title run came to an end, much to pleasure of the crowd Bret Hart returned to PPV and had a classic with Steve Austin, Mankind and Undertaker's never ending rivalry continued and some young punk named Rocky Maivia made his PPV debut on this entertaining show that marked a return to form by the WWE after some fairly mediocre PPVs throughout 1996. Maybe it was being back in their traditional home of Madison Square Garden that finally bought the best out of them.The night started off with the ECW Tag Team of Doug Furnas and Phil Lafond teaming up with the Godwinns (Phineas and Henry) to defeat Owen Hart, the British Bulldog, Marty Jannetty and Leif Cassidy in a Survivor Series match. The match went a fair while before Jannetty was eliminated by Henry Godwinn, who was almost immediately eliminated by the opportunistic Owen Hart. Phineas was eliminated following a running power slam from the British Bulldog a short time later. Lafon was able to square things up, eliminating Leif Cassidy with a sweet suplex from the second rope. Lafon also eliminated the Bulldog following a schoolboy to leave he and Furnas against Owen Hart. Hart dug deep, but eventually fell to Furnas after a suplex leaving Furnas and Lafon as the Survivors in an entertaining match.The next match saw the never ending feud between Mankind and Undertaker continue. Undertaker had been buried alive in the previous PPV, despite winning his match against Mankind and here he was able to win a standard one on one match. The rivalry had just about run out of puff by this stage. Two guys can only meet a certain number of times before they start going over old ground.Next it was time for another four on four Survivor Series match, and for Rocky Maivia (or as he was later known The Rock) to make his first PPV appearance. And he made quite an impression too, being the sole Survivor as his team, which included Marc Mero, Jake Roberts and Barry Windham (or the stalker as he was now called) defeated Crush, Jerry Lawaler, Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Goldust. Roberts pinned Lawler after a fair bit of wrestling. Goldust evened things up a short time time later, pinning Windham, Mero then pinned Helmsley after a Merosault, but was himself eliminated by Crush a short time later. Jake Roberts was the next to go seconds later, leaving the Rock to eliminate Crush after a flying body press and then take out Goldust with shoulderbreaker. This was longer than the opening match, but that doesn't make it better. But at least it wasn't terrible.The next match was one of the greatest wrestling matches in WWE history as the returning Bret Hart faced Stone Cold Steve Austin with the winner to become the No.1 contender for the WWE Title. Hart looked like he'd never been gone. Austin looked as good as he'd looked throughout his WWE run and the crowd was on the edge of their seats as Hart overcame Austin, countering a sleeper into a pinning predicament to win one of the very best matches ever seen at Madison Square Garden.Next up saw what I believe is the only Survivor Series match ever to not have a single survivor. The Team of Vader, Faarooq, the New Diesel and Razor Ramon II fought to a no contest with Flash Funk, Jimmy Snuka, Savio Vega and Yokozuna. Vega was eliminated following a jack knife from the New Diesel, Razor was pinned after a superfly splash from Snukka and the other six guys were simultaneously counted out after brawling. The New Diesel and Razor II were both characters introduced by Jim Ross as part of a rather silly storyline which was quickly abandoned. New Diesel went on to become Kane and have a long, successful career. Razor II didn't work out.This brings us to the main event which saw the turn coat Sycho Sid defeat Shawn Michaels after taking out his manager Jose Lothario as a distraction and then clocking Michaels with a TV camera. Despite the fact Sid was obviously the bad guy in this story, the MSG crowd poured out thunderous approval on Sid. I think, like a lot of us, they were a little sick of Shawn Michaels as Champion and were glad to see someone new and different win the belt. This was not a terrible match either. A real shame that the talented Michaels just never quite worked as a fan favourite champion.One of the best WWE matches of all time, a well done World title change and some fun elimination tag matches added up to make Survivor Series 1996 the best PPV since Wrestlemania 12's one match card. A night to be remembered fondly for anyone who watched WWE wrestling in 1996.

Bart Gunn, Jesse James, Aldo Montoya and Bob Holly vs. Sultan, Billy Gunn, Sal Sincere and Bradshaw Survivor: Bart Gunn Doug Furnas, Phil Lafon, Henry Godwinn and Phineas Godwinn vs. Owen Hart, British Bulldog, Leif Cassidy and Marty Jannetty Survivors: Doug Furnas and Phil LafonWith Paul Bearer suspended in a cage above the ring, the Undertaker defeated MankindMarc Mero, the Stalker, Rocky Maivia, and Jake Roberts vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Jerry "the King" Lawler, Crush and Goldust Survivor: Rocky MaiviaBret "Hitman" Hart defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin via pinfall.Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, Yokozuna, Savio Vega and Flash Funk battled Vader, Faarooq, Razor Ramon and Diesel to a double disqualificationSycho Sid defeated Shawn Michaels for the WWE Championship Overall Mark: B+

The Survivor Series events from 1992-1995 were pretty average. When I watched Survivor Series 1996 I was pleased because it was a return to form for one of my favourite PPV events of the year.The card was so memorable for so many reasons. Jake "The Snake" Roberts made his first Survivor Series appearance since the 1991 event. The Rock (then known as Rocky Maivia) made his debut and overcome the odds in a heated match. And we also got to see the return of veteran wrestler Jimmy Superfly Snuka.In addition to the elimination matches we got to see Bret Hart battle Steve Austin in a brilliant match and Sycho Sid and Shawn Michaels assembled an awesome encounter for the WWF Championship.