The Lost Princess

December. 10,2005      NR
Rating:
2.6
Rent / Buy
Trailer Synopsis Cast

The warrior is Esmeralda, a princess who has brains, can fight and is pretty, too. The sexy one is Don Juan, a pretty boy laughing at danger. These two Spanish champions, along with Don Juan's sidekick Miguel, dance and joke their way through a swashbuckling, Renaissance adventure, saving the queen's English cousin from the nasty, Teutonic Krankenmal.

Thayr Harris as  The Fly

Reviews

LouHomey
2005/12/10

From my favorite movies..

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BoardChiri
2005/12/11

Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay

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Intcatinfo
2005/12/12

A Masterpiece!

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ThrillMessage
2005/12/13

There are better movies of two hours length. I loved the actress'performance.

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levingem
2005/12/14

I don't know where to begin with this awful mess of a movie. I know it's supposed to be "kids and family" oriented, but that shouldn't be an excuse for horrific, irresponsible film making! How do movies like this get distribution?? I have seen first time student films of better quality and production value than this.The story and dialogue is an incoherent mess. The sound editing sounds like a mix wasn't even attempted. The cinematography is less than amateurish, I have never seen so many washed out, overexposed shots in one movie in my entire life. I've seen better acting in soft-core porns.The most disturbing thing to me is that this movie had a 9.4 rating on IMDb, which is the only reason I even attempted to view this disgrace of a film. Granted, it was only out of 33 votes, but I figured if 30+ people had seen this movie and taken the time to go on this site and give it a "10" rating, that it had to at least be worth checking out, even if it turned out to not be that amazing.This is a clear example of friends, cast, and crew of this film just logging on and giving it a "10". Hopefully my vote of "1", and all the other inevitable "1's" to follow from people who unfortunately see this film, bring the average down to a number that accurately represents the hideousness of this disgusting spectacle.

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Syberseer
2005/12/15

If you can suspend your disbelief for a moment or so this movie will be even more enjoyable to watch. It is hilariously fun with just enough silliness not to interfere with the plot. Princess Esmeralda discovers an evil afoot while Don Juan comes through as the ever valiant swordsmaster with a quick wit and even faster sword. Miguel adds to the mix with his outlandish style of humor and well placed moments of timely exits. All of the action works itself well into the finale with the evil Krankenmal. Dakota, Jose and Douglas along with a great troupe of other cast deliver a fun filled, exciting performance that is reminiscent of the comedy and exploits known of them on stage in live performance. I would recommend this movie to anyone wishing to own a good comedy that is entertaining for the whole family.

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will_knot
2005/12/16

You will not be lost if you want to see a film that will have you laughing. After seeing there stage show at PARF I had to buy the DVD to see what it was like. I found the story wonderful and funny. The jokes can be enjoyed by all. The romp threw the world of Don Juan and Miguel is a never ending tale of excitement, laughter, and wonderful music. Also all the different act that you might see at a Ren Faire make appearances and it is wonderful to see old favorites and to get to enjoy new ones. This is the must have DVD for any person who loves the Faire Life, but also the perfect DVD for the average person might play to keep the kids quiet in the house during the rain or on a long road trip.Buy it and let your regular day become a Faire Day.

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aylagriz
2005/12/17

I just loved this movie it seems I can never get enough of Don Juan and Miguel. When we see them live no matter how many times I watch I still can't help laughing so hard I cry.I have a lot of friends who come over for movies and things and I always show this if they haven't seen it and every one just loves it. Many of them have never been to a Renascence Faire so they have never seen them live so they have no prier knowledge of what they are like all the more fun to see them falling on the floor laughing.I hope they come out with another one soon there CAN NEVER be enough of Don Juan and Miguel

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