I'm Not Jesus Mommy

May. 06,2011      R
Rating:
2.7
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Kimberly will stop at nothing to have a child of her own. Recovering from cancer her possibilities seemed slim. However, the world's first successful human cloning project brings an opportunity and a son named David. Seven years after David's birth, Roger, the head researcher of the cloning project returns to reveal that David was cloned from DNA taken from the Shroud of Turin... from blood of Christ.

Charles Hubbell as  Dr. Roger Gibson
Aaron Aoki as  Lab Tech
Ryan Kiser as  Government Worker Nissen

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Reviews

Perry Kate
2011/05/06

Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

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Stometer
2011/05/07

Save your money for something good and enjoyable

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Sexyloutak
2011/05/08

Absolutely the worst movie.

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Kirandeep Yoder
2011/05/09

The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.

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T W
2011/05/10

There is simply too many issues with this film to list them all. However, the most blaring of them all, Bridget McGrath should never step on stage or a set again. "Devil's Angel" or "I'm not Jesus mommy" had such potential but was poorly acted and executed. I will not add spoilers to this review, nor will I provide an opinion on the premise of this film. I will say, thank goodness for Redbox. At $1.20 I don't feel as cheated, heck if available on Netflix, the price is ever lower depending on the quantity of movies you watch in a month.While Bridget McGrath is a lousy, unattractive actress, I am more appalled at what is considered art. No, I am not an actor, nor a writer. I am simply a member of the masses which enjoy movies/films. If you which to waste 98 mins of your life and add another film to your list, go ahead and watch it. But be warned, you will walk away scratching your head asking yourself, what the hell did I just watch.

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candiceloves
2011/05/11

Aside from some of the errors already pointed out (like about the DNA, cloning process, red blood cells...etc), I thought the movie was overall pretty decent.The acting was OK, and even though our lovely lead/executive producer was a bit "overweight" by Hollywood standards, I thought it gave it a more "real" effect.This is one of those movies where I wish they had explained things a little better so it would make sense because this isn't the kind of film that I'll want to watch again to get all the Jesus references.The little boy David, portrayed by Rocko Hale was done very well. I have a thing against child actors who cannot act but he did a very good job. I do wonder who's son he is or who he's connected to get a lead role.The ending had me questioning if he was good or evil but since it has since been re-released under the title "Devil's Angel", I guess I have my answer.I say watch it if you want some cheesy B style scary movie thrills! Not as good as Insideous but not as bad as what these reviews might make you think!

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dinky-4
2011/05/12

Contrary to its so-bad-it's-good reputation, this thematically-bizarre production plays out with such an earnest tone that the cynical viewer's laughter might very well die on the lips. The first half-hour, in fact, actually shows signs of promise, and there's little evidence of any problems caused by the film's reportedly slim budget. The story-line then jumps ahead seven years, however, and trouble arrives. America, according to the movie, is now in the grip of some sort of new Ice Age, and the cast spends the rest of its time bundled up like extras from Robert Altman's "Quintet," confined to dimly-lit rooms, their breath coming out in visible vapor. The cloning-divinity premise of the movie is so strong -- implausible but strong -- that this sudden swerve into an Ice Age apocalypse seems not only unnecessary but distracting. It's as if the writers' mistakenly thought their premise couldn't carry an entire movie so they decided to throw in something else. The movie weakens at this point and never recovers despite an ending that, to put it mildly, goes beyond the curious. One final note: co-writer, co-star Joe Schneider looks mighty good with his shirt off.

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maryst-helen
2011/05/13

I recently was invited to an early, private screening of this film by a friend of one of the film makers.I was going to give my opinion of the film, which I thought I had already formulated based on the synopsis; not my taste.The second coming of Christ... through cloning... too far fetched for my blood. That was the opinion that I was building up. I was considering how to voice my opinion, should a Q and A arise. I was prepared.I was wrong.This film is very impressive. Director Vaughn Juares has knocked on out of the park.More impressive than the film is that Vaughn and his wife Bridget McGrath shot this film over the course of 2 years for almost no money. I was blown away when I heard this.This film looks like a Hollywood movie. It sounds like a Hollywood movie. The actors, though nameless, act like Hollywood actors.Don't Hollywood movies cost millions of dollars? This story is very thoughtful and gritty-real. It could happen. For Christ's sake I hope not, though. Vaughn Juares and his writing partner, Joseph Schneider, have proved they know how to tell a story worth the inflated price of a movie ticket.The rumor is that Man Made will film next spring. Watch it as soon as you get a chance.

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