1313: UFO Invasion
April. 03,2012 NRADAM is a graduate student in theoretical astronomy and working on his dissertation. He’s always been interested in what’s ‘out there’ and he finds a perfect opportunity to both work and play…..in Roswell, New Mexico.
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what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.
The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.
More cheapjack trash from David DeCoteau under the '1313' banner. All of these films were shot in the same Californian mansion and feature endless sequences of young muscle men walking around in their underwear. A guy is often tied to a bed for the entire duration while scream queen Monique Parent shows up to add a few lines of plot. The science fiction angle is non-existent and exists merely to give this film a title to differentiate it from the rest.
Adam? Adam? Aaaaaaadam? Aaaaaaaadam? And that's the first 90 percent of the film reviewed.After watching to the end I have no idea what this film was about. What happens? I have no idea except athletically built men turn up, walk around in their underwear, spend a lot of time looking for Adam, get tied up and writhe around on a bed...and the ending is equally amazing.I'm fairly certain all these 1313 movies are made for closeted gay men to have an excuse to get their kicks on watching hot young boys:(closeted gay man sits on sofa watching 1313: UFO Invasion)(wifey enters room while the TV screens hot young boy walking about in his underwear)WIFEY: What are you watching dear? CLOSETED GAY HUSBAND: Oh, just some show about invading aliens.WIFEY: Okay, dear. Sounds like something I wouldn't be interested in. I'll leave you to it. (wifey exits) (secret saved another day)
If you have 72 minutes in your life and don't care about wasting them, then this is for you. Netflix must have been paid to put this in their library. There is nothing Gay about this movie at all. If you want to look at a few hot guys and don't care that there is no story or plot, then go for it. Every guy wears white briefs by design, I guess and about every 10 minutes or so it's like ground hog the movie, just a different guy but same thing over and over again and again. I suppose the only reason this was put in a Gay category was because of the guys in it. They seem to focus on the guys chest and nipples. NO nudity or anything close to it and I can't see how they spent ! million making it. I think a 1st year film student could have come up with a better story. I think most of the production cost must have gone to Netflix for carrying this garbage. Thankfully Netflix has better things to watch in it's library
The whole thing looks like a premise of a porn movie. And the premise goes on and one for more than an hour. Tedious and repetitive. We are treated with a big number of mostly naked man and too many close ups on nipples. Most of these men are only given a single line of text.The wholesome of the story is revealed in the first and the last 5 minutes. Everything in between is a naked wet men footage. Seriously, what the hell? Pretty much everything about this movie was bad, but acting stands out.I cannot recommend this to anyone. If you want to look at men bodies, go straight to porn sites, this trash is best be forgotten.