That was an excellent one.

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

Better Late Then Never

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

The plot revolves around a wannabe local TV reporter of unknown age who mystically understands that a series of killings has taken place. "Mystically" because she's able to find a necklace (which looks like an earring) in a murky swimming hole. Her father, also of unknown age, is the local cop, annoyed at his daughter (who apparently doesn't source her stories) for reporting on the murders. Daddy is the worst cop in the world since every crime scene he comes across "doesn't show any signs of struggle" including the obvious strangulation marks on a victims neck. To call this movie inept is an understatement. It *is*, however, the perfect movie to do complex mathematical computations to since missing any of the plot points means absolutely nothing. From the start, it's not even clear what's going on, who's involved or where it takes place geographically. At heart, it shows a basic misunderstanding of the genre and naive America worship. For some reason, people wind up "going to LA" a lot. Had this movie been acted in its native German, there'd be nothing to say except that the movie sucks and never, ever, ever watch it. HOWEVER - since the filmmakers' pretensions got the best of them, they did the whole thing in German version of Engrish. And that's what you should watch this. The gaffes and poor grasp of English idioms or even basic grammar kick this up to the level of "must watch". Don't get me wrong. It's still a two star movie but the script rockets into the stratosphere of surrealism because of it. Some of my faves:Sabrina: (reporting on one of the crimes) More evidence has been found about yesterday's evening Sabrina's cop-dad busting into a room to bust a perp: Here is the police! Hands up! Sabrina's cop-dad advising Sabrina to be safe: Lock the door. Don't let anybody into it Sabrina returning a dis: Stop acting like Miss Discounting Universe Sabrina to her dad who, tells her he's too busy to hear about an actually important lead: I will mail you the number via SMS Sabrina who's father has put her under house arrest for being better at his job than him and put a guard on her. She orders out for pitza (pizza): Mushrooms and tuna pitza! My favorite!Almost every single line contains a poorly pronounced word or some travesty of English and you are a Miss Discounting Universe if you don't watch this.

This is a totally pointless movie, it's not scary or funny or anything in between, the direction and the script (if any!) are lousy and the acting is SO bad that it curls your toes just watching it. The origin of this movie seems to be Austrian, but everyone drives around in Swiss cars and the scenery is very much Heidi-in-the-Alps. If they didn't use cell-phones you would swear it was shot in the sixties or seventies, it all looks so extremely out-dated. Why on earth they let these local actors talk English, is beyond me, it makes everyone sound like they're playing in Allo, Allo, with heavy German accents but sadly enough without the humor and the fun. In the credits most actors have English sounding names, I can't believe that these are real, but then again, who would want to see his REAL name stated on this sad product.The plot is chaotic, the goings-on are bizarre and totally improbable and the killings are staged completely over the top, I mean, I like a good graphic kill but it should at least look a BIT realistic! The makers thought that some t*ts & ass were required in a wannabe cheap horror-flick, but apart from the use of several skimpy bikini's they surprisingly enough threw in more male than female nudity, which all the more proves the European origin of this project. All-in-all this movie maybe can serve for freshmen on a movie-academy as an example of all the faults and traps that any beginning director should avoid. As an attempt for serious entertainment it fails miserably.

A group of 3 guys and a girl go skinny dipping in a lake at night. While the couple engages in some passionate activities, the other two guys wonder about the fields and run into a strange girl jumping around the street and offering everyone chocolate. The two guys end up having sex with the girl. In the meantime another couple parked their car nearby and things are getting heavy inside the car. Suddenly a killer appears a goes after the girl from the first couple. She runs to the car but the couple inside is too busy, she notices her, he doesn't.It turns out that the girl in the car is a reporter who does weather announcements in a bikini in front of lakes. But she is intrigued by the woman earlier that night seeking help and is sure something happened. Her dad, the town's police chief is not interested chasing after ghosts.Eventually two more guys and two more girls arrive to prepare a camp for the summer's activities. The guys of course are after the girls, all of whom are rather attractive. Our reporter finds the necklace of the woman she is looking for and eventually a body. She also is intrigued by a local kid who seems to have heated discussions by himself and whose sister is in a mental hospital and whose father disappeared. He is rather mysterious but friendly.At some point our killer takes another victim, a waitress at a restaurant. And now things start unraveling. The killer has lost control and is ready to kill everyone there. His preferred method: a shovel used to disembowel or to decapitate. Our reporter gets kidnapped at some point by a something dressed like a woman but she manages to escape. Not for long and now the killer is in the house and ready to kill the 4 remaining people in there: a couple having sex, a girl, and our reporter. Furtunately, at the last minute law enforcement comes through and saves at least the two girls. And we do get to hear the answer to all our questions: who is the strange girl at the beginning? Who is the killer and why does he kill? And it all makes sense.This Austrian horror movie was made on a low budget and it shows. It's also shot on location in the Austrian country, small town, and restaurant. The script is good but the acting is not so good. One has to get used to the thick accent with which the lines are delivered. The acting is either very subdued or overacted as in the case of the reporter. The girls are all very pretty and have great bodies. There's some nudity and sex scenes. For a horror film, there could have been more violence. The gore is good but comes only occasionally. Both lighting and sound could have been improved. I don't have a problem with the story or the script, it is written in proficient English, not MTV-English. I suspect that the actors involved are not professional actors or don't have a lot of experience, but they gave it a good try, and I don't fault them for sounding like Austrians speaking English, that's what they are. Low budget limits what the director can do so the action scenes are also not very convincing. Still I found this movie enjoyable, entertaining, and I liked seeing a movie filmed somewhere other than on an LA sound stage. A solid effort and worth seeing if you like B horror movies.

This film is a masterpiece. I'm not sure what that other guy who commented was on about...maybe he watched a different film by mistake.This has got all the classic ingredients of a horror film: sharp scares, great acting, blood and gore, and not to mention a killer twist at the ending.I'd recommend this to anyone who wants to see how to make a successful picture. It is a benchmark in Austrian film, and evokes Hitchcock at his finest. I can't believe this film never got shown in UK cinemas! Another victory for the processed Hollywood system over the higher quality independent cinema.This film will change your life: watch it!