Don't listen to the negative reviews

best movie i've ever seen.

This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

Worst movie ever. Worst thing ever. WORST ATROCITY TO MAN KIND EVER. Honestly I just put up 10 stars because I thought it was funny.

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!! THE WAY THE PLOT JUMPED FROM CHaracter to character was really realistic of real life and the clear acceptance of shark and vomit fetishes was very refreshing. my heart is warmed by this display of progress. So many strong female characters! with boobs! for the camera to zoom in on for uncomfortably long periods of time. Passed the Bechtel test!!!! also certainly the best CGI ever, really top notch, really took the concept of a shark to an interpretive level. as well as the concept of a child. there was that whole scene of a grown woman playing with shark toys on the playground before getting seduced in a dream. this movie also had a strong message about exercise. we watched random, often unimportant characters, walk. for a long time. honestly a third of the movie. they just didn't stop. there was also a very fit girl and the movie really showed how attractive muscular women can be by having a character named "Dad" in the credits take perv pictures of her for absolutely no reason. that plot line went nowhere. I also think this movie provided an interesting view of the Catholic church, showing both a Satan worshiping nun and an exorcist priest. i think its really valuable for people in this era to keep an eye out for wrongdoing in religion. there might always be a shark in the water. even if its a lake. totally the best movie I've ever seen. Donald Farmer is my world.

Warning there are some spoilers in this.... I think.....I'm still not sure what happened.I don't know where to begin when reviewing this movie.The beginning was poor, the middle worse and the less said about the end the better, depending which one you are talking about, there are three.We watched with with a group of mates and decided that the best way to approach the review is to list random comments, which is a perfect mirror of how this movie must have been constructed. Scenes were edited in a way to add suspense but instead just look like they gave up mid shot.The story was almost incomprehensible. The final 15 minutes had no relation to the previous 50.The camera (yes one) ranges in quality, some is basically iPhone footage that has been uploaded poorly to YouTube, downloaded and then burnt to DVD. The only part filmed in 'good' quality are the CG renders of the shark which are totally unneeded for the continuity of the film.'Acting' was so wooden I got splinter's in my eyes. 67 minutes, why does it feel like 67 days.This makes The Room look like Schindler's List.Many of the scenes are filmed so poorly, exterior shots have no usable audio.One scene has some of the worst ADR I have seen in a while.I saw the cover and wondered what this film was about. After watching I'm still wondering. The best effects on the DVD are the menu screen.There choice of actors led to come confusing scenes where one woman was either playing a 'child' or and 'adult with learning difficulties' that was seduced by the shark? The use if a question mark is intentional as i'm not quite sure what happened in the scene. How to you get attacked by a shark on a bridge above 2 foot of water? Probably the same way this DVD got a release, a deal with Satan. The film could could well have all the shark scenes cut and still make as much sense, if fact we wondered if it was soft core porn with all the sex removed.There is a baffling scene at a the end of the movie which was genre defining… that being plastic shark erotica. The over use of the zoom function on their cheap camera was jarring. The seasickness helped to reinforce the maritime theme of the movie.There are no continually errors in this film as there is no continuity. Continuity error implies that something made sense.In conclusion it is a 'good' movie to watch with a group of friends and rip the p**s out of every 14 seconds.If you feel this review is disjointed wait till you see this movie. :o)

in the past long ago, i took a recording class in middle school and every "short film" that was made was more comprehensible than this. disregarding the quality, there's literally no story or plot in this movie. it's not even a movie. if you're buying it, you're buying it for the cover. more effort was put into the cover on the case for the movie than the actual movie, by far, as it's actually sort of not terrible, kind of. this piece of garbage was probably filmed in less than three hours. if any of the actors got paid, they're geniuses, because this took absolutely no effort or labor from them, except for the man who ran for five minutes of the movie without any cuts. he was literally just running for five minutes straight. why? i don't know. nothing in the movie is explained or clear in the slightest. the effects are horrendous. acting? horrendous. the individual shots? horrendous. i'd rather watch birdemic, and that's really saying a lot.