Lake Noir

June. 19,2011      
Rating:
2.5
Trailer Synopsis Cast

A group of friends head off for a secluded getaway and encounter more than they bargained for. "Nothing good happens at this lake, " warns Ol' Mr. McAvoy to a group of unsuspecting campers looking forward to a sex and alcohol fueled romp at a secluded lake. Little do they know the lake's sordid past, horrible atrocities, and the resident of the lake who does not take kindly to visitors.

Reviews

Perry Kate
2011/06/19

Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

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Jeanskynebu
2011/06/20

the audience applauded

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Voxitype
2011/06/21

Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

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Lollivan
2011/06/22

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

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jimhall-27530
2011/06/23

Throwback to a 1970's horror film I liked the camera work and the make up FX the story was fine for a Indie low budget. It drug a bit in the middle but thought the production value was good. it's no saving private ryan that being said some of the negative reviews seemed a bit heavy handed but I am sure they have produced films and know how easy it is :P.I hope these guys don't get discouraged by the douchebag reviews keep it up the more you do this the better you will get. Trust me I've done this for over 20 yrs I am not going to say it gets any easier, but you do learn things along the way.

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bloodyruddy
2011/06/24

This film looked rather promising with the few 10/10 reviews left for it. After the group of kids met the locals, set up camp and learned of the Lakes dark past, I first believed that the film was inspired for a Deliverance meets Friday the 13th feel, trying to dig it.. my anticipation soon, so to speak, burnt down to ashes.... unfortunately, Lake Noir fails to both intrigue and entertain the campy blood thirst within you. Aside from its many kinky soft-pornesque scenes (the reason behind its lonely 2 star rating), cast and/or production made little effort as to create an interesting story and the suggested disturbia within it. Boring plot, flat acting.. BAD!

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BigMikeG
2011/06/25

What can I say about this film? It has 5 hot chicks 3 of which show their nice milkers, the monster looks really good, Its shot in a good scary location and the hillbillies look authentic. Other than that, Its a Super low budget film that runs a little slow, no real character development and pretty simple plot but if you are watching a low budget horror film for anything more than that then you my friend haven't been watching low budget horror films. For what this film is I give it a 10 it met my expectations and it was fun to watch while I was drinking beers with my friends, but mostly the part I like best about this film is that I'm in it and I want people to buy as many copies as possible and rent it as many times so I can go out and buy stuff and for that added reason I will tell everyone I meet its a good film.

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atlas lee
2011/06/26

really enjoyed this film was not too scary and was low budget but fun just FYI its unrated for a reason primarily the sex, nudity and violence.It is slow in places and I thought the monster make up was good. it is just a bare bones film but worth seeing. There are some really hot actresses I like the girl who played Nina the best she had a very unique accent. PS I read some of the critics reviews WTF its a low budget feature they probably did it on a shoe string nothing more annoying than people who wont ever make a film complaining about peoples hard work oh well I would be bitter too if I lived in my moms basement. :)

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