Evil assassins want to kill Daniel Küblböck, the third runner up for the German Idols.
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the audience applauded
Save your money for something good and enjoyable
I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.
Best movie ever!
When I first heard about this piece of trash, I knew that I had to find it- I was destined to watch. I'm American, and I don't speak German, so I had an awful hard time finding a subbed copy of any kind. I probably put more work into finding this than I should've, but hey, it was all worth it in the end. Because this film is so nonsensical, it's ludicrous. You NEED to see this movie. I wish more people knew about it. It is just layer upon layer of monstrosity, a music film with a bad musician (I actually didn't think he was terrible, but his dancing and English lyrics were. Stick to German, Daniel.),like 4 different unexplained subplots, bad effects, bad quality filming, and the cherry on top- all of Daniel's on screen "haters" constantly take the words out of your mouth as they pummel him with insults about how he looks like a girl and makes their ears bleed. I can just imagine a room of writers thinking about how to get more people to see this film, and one of them coming up with the bright idea to make Daniel a wizard. A wizard, for god's sake! And they don't even really commit to the whole wizard thing, it's totally half assed. I could go on forever, I mean, I've been laughing at this film for months, but I'll sum it up with this: You will laugh (at Daniel), you will cry (at yourself), and you will have a blast watching this beautiful goddamn movie.
OMG, this "movie" is purely awful. It is only about some German wannabe-singer whom others loathe (including me) and thus want to assassinate him. But good Daniel manages to convince them of his goodwill by using his "positive energy". Seriously, this is probably the worst "movie" ever! Only by watching a few snippets on YouTube you could tell that is it a reeeeeeal stinker. My favorite scene:A woman wanted to commit suicide, but Daniel's music saved her! Daniel is so excited about this what he doesn't even consider to dress like a "normal" person rather that some bisexual, bipolar geek who's favorite hobby it is to dance around in the snow, waring a PINK!!!! jacket and green boots.If you can't get the movie for free, don't buy it! For Heaven's Sake, PLEEEEEEASE don't buy this one!
Let me tell you a little story: having once worked in a video store, my boss had ordered 15 copies of Daniel der Zauberer" – two for rentals, 13 to be put into sale. He assured me that this was a wise choice since, at the time, the name Daniel Küblböck was in mouth and ears of many pre-teens and teenagers. Küblböck made second place in Germany's "Superstar"-version ("DSDS") and was groomed to become Germany's version of Michael Jackson; music and persona being as artificial as the tip of Jackos nose. Surely a few handsome bucks would come from the rentals.Need I still mention it? Neither rental copy ever left the store. Not once. After having reduced the price to 50 cents, my boss tried to give the DVDs away for free, causing two copies to leave the store. One customer who took a copy assured me that this was meant as Christmas present for 'that guy dating his ex-girlfriend'; the other copy was taken by a drunk who wandered the adult section and who didn't own a DVD-player.Whatever happened to the remaining 13 copies, you ask? Unless my boss has used them as make-shift beverage coasters, they remain the only films in that shop to carry the label "Free".Is "Daniel der Zauberer" the fabled 'worst movie ever'? Well, sure "Daniel der Zauberer" makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look like a Cecil B DeMille picture – but it's by far not the worst film ever. Oh, by no means. Just check out any other Ulli Lommels production, for example "The Zodiac Killer", "Black Daliah", "BTK Killer" or "Green River Killer". They're all god-awful; all bad enough to turn your best friend into your worst enemy.You might wonder why I bother to write a review about such manure: well, it's fun to make fun of movies that are worst than anything you've every recorded with your cell phone.And now you asked me how many points I give and to pass judgement over this film – to paraphrase the "Black Adder": good sirs and madams, I wouldn't pass water over "Daniel der Zauberer".
This movie has a great premise, a boy and a girl, encouraged by a crazy old guy, want to kill the actor Daniel Küblböck. They fantasize how to kill him and even go to his house to end his life, but restrain form it. They change their plan and decide to kill him during a concert and as a nice side effect become famous. But that is the only good part of the movie. The assassins of course get converted by the "power" of Daniel's music and become fans of him. If you watch this movie, be aware that there are several songs sang by Daniel Küblböck which can permanently damage your eardrums. This film could have been so great if there was a gory death scene of Daniel Küblböck. I watched this movie mainly, because I hoped to see a "good" b-movie, but I was disappointed. Some b-movies have a cult factor, but that doesn't apply to Daniel - Der Zauberer. You can see way better movies on y**tube. With better I mean: better acting, lighting, directing, story, make-up... I recommend to watch this flick heavily drunk or as a test of courage. But by all means DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON THIS MOVIE!!! DO NOT RENT IT!!! If a friend of yours watches it, then watch it with him, but don't make the mistake to spend just one cent on this crap movie! If you want to waste money then burn it, throw it out the window or flush it down the toilet, at least you will have more fun than you will have by watching Daniel - Der Zauberer. If you still want to watch this epic failure, watch the trailer first, it doesn't get any better than that.I give this 0 out of 10 stars, but since that's not possible 1 not deserved point.