Fetish Dolls Die Laughing

April. 24,2012      NR
Rating:
1.7
Trailer Synopsis Cast

A courageous homicide detective falls into a treacherous web of depravity after plunging herself into the world of sexual fetish videos in pursuit of an elusive serial killer. A madman has been slicing up bridesmaids all over the city, and Detective Greer English (Laura Romeo) is determined to see that justice is served. As the wave of terror continues, Detective English focuses her investigation on Billy Tagg (Michael McGovern) - a fetish photographer who specializes in the extreme. But Billy isn't who he appears to be, and by the time Detective English discovers he's been taken over by an ancient entity known as "The Tickle Monster," she may already be laughing her way to an early grave.

Aaron Bernard as  Adam Bishop
David Dietz as  George Lerner

Reviews

Dynamixor
2012/04/24

The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

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ChanFamous
2012/04/25

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

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Lucia Ayala
2012/04/26

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

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Josephina
2012/04/27

Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.

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gorepump
2012/04/28

I don't even know what to say. The title sounded alright, but when all was said and done, "Fetish Dolls Die Laughing" sucked a colossal pile of rancid warthog balls. This flick pretty much did every conceivable thing wrong that one could do when making a meager-budgeted horror movie...Some small, bearded, bald guy runs around kidnapping and tying up various women who provoke his rabid foot fetish. He likes to tickle them (while referring to himself as "The Tickle Monster") until they bleed out and die... Ugh. There's also a pair of detectives looking for him.The biggest problem with this thing is that it's TOO f*cking LONG without enough plot or interesting material to support or justify it's length. It's really just the same thing over and over again and I started getting annoyed watching this guy sucking on the toes of average to unattractive-looking chicks in a greatly redundant sequence of pointless scenes. There's basically no gore to speak of, aside from the usual, half-assed squirt-bottle of fake blood just off screen. Clearly, this movie was going for the 'intentionally campy', look how crazy we're being, Herschell Gordon Lewis-influenced appeal, but it all just sucks and looks like countless other digitally shot, DIY horror flicks out there. And the "silliness" of the fetish killer didn't mesh too well with the equally boring scenes of the two cops adding the 'serious' element to the "story". One thing I would like for you indie horror hack film-makers to quit doing is trying to incorporate detectives and crime-solving motifs into your already sh|ttily structured low-budget bore-fest. You're not David Fincher, you imbeciles! Stop it!So, yeah... There's nothing about "Fetish Dolls Die Laughing" that's worth checking out. It's total sh|t.More Gorepump reviews at http://swinesewage.blogspot.com/

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Hans Mahler
2012/04/29

It's an intriguing idea, the actors give fairly good performances, but the cinematography is amateurish, and the script should probably have been gone-over at least one more time before they started filming.The direction actually isn't half-bad, but the bad camera- and sound-work makes it hard to appreciate, particularly in the outdoors scenes.The FX aren't spectacular, but they're not bad either.Overall, I'd call it a good effort on a low budget: I would like to have seen it if they'd had the money for proper sound equipment and taken the time to do things right.

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Mukul Kumar Ahuja
2012/04/30

Don't waste your time. That was 90 minutes of my life I will never get back. I only kept watching hoping it would get better. The holes all through the plot line and obvious errors in settings made it even worse.This was absolutely the worst found footage film ever. the make-up looked like it was done by a high school student for Halloween. the sets were just awful. Did they even write a script for this? This could have been a good movie if it was done by someone who knew what they were doing and these,(and I use this term loosely)film makers had no clue. I was hoping for a fun ride with this movie but I would be asking for my money back if I had paid to see this terrible movie

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