Conjoined

September. 27,2013      
Rating:
4.4
Trailer Synopsis Cast

When a lonely man finds out the love of his life has a conjoined twin, who happens to be a serial killer, he must take drastic measures to keep his love life intact while keeping himself out of big trouble.

Michelle Ellen Jones as  Alina

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Reviews

Evengyny
2013/09/27

Thanks for the memories!

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SpuffyWeb
2013/09/28

Sadly Over-hyped

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Bergorks
2013/09/29

If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.

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Jonah Abbott
2013/09/30

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

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Nelson Strang
2013/10/01

It's quite difficult to know how to take this film. It's clearly made on a shoestring and is obviously intended to be a bit "tongue-in-cheek", but none of the humour lands, some of the acting is not at all credible, the script sucks and the poor production value really hurts the feel of the piece. I suspect it could work as a mates' Friday night film, as long as there's plenty of beer flowing. If the intoxicating substances are in short supply, deduct one star.

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heatherjanechambers
2013/10/02

First of all, I need to point out that horror movies are not my thing. I avoid them at all costs, but Conjoined doesn't take itself too seriously and that's the magic of this film. I actually enjoyed it, didn't find it too gross and found that for the most part it is laugh out loud funny! Horror fans will love it too - it really does have something for everyone. Conjoined has all the usual components of a good Joe Grisaffi film, like solid actors and a sound plot, and throws in unexpected elements that work really well for no discernible reason. Like, the Ricky Gervais style awkward pauses. They are uncomfortably realistic and bring an ounce or normality to a fantastical plot which adds necessary balance. Sara Gaston nails her role as the stern Detective.

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jwleal77
2013/10/03

Wow. This movie is one of those B movies that you watch with your friends over a few beers. To answer the question "did they just do that?" YES. You will see quite a few WTF moments that will be talked about over the water cooler the next week or two. Because it's not a studio movie, they can basically do whatever they want... and they do. It's got some genuine funny moments, genuinely hot cast members and some other members get cast aside, ouch. It's great fun for an evening with friends and alcoholic beverages. In many respects, its more entertaining than a big budget horror film because it doesn't take itself too seriously. Have fun!!!

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Jim Stamos
2013/10/04

I thoroughly enjoyed this movie on multiple levels. The storyline was unique in its originality as it combined both a dark comedic flow as well as plenty of gore. The screenplay was well written and the characters were perfectly cast for their roles. The two sisters played off each other well throughout the film. From minor roles to the main characters, this film really hit on all bases. It always kept you wondering what would happen next and the buildup to the final scene was a big surprise. Equally done were the technical aspects from the interesting camera angles to the well lit scenes and clear audio throughout. I would strongly recommend this film to anyone into horror/comedy as well to those that want to experience something completely different. I have to say this was entertaining to the very end. A job well done by the entire cast and crew.

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