I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much

A brilliant film that helped define a genre

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.

I'm sorry, but this was truly bad. Any movie has some merits, either it's a bit artsy, with nice angles and colors and characters, or it's so bad it's funny (read Schwarzeneggers movies), or it's a touching story, or it's at least something. This movie was really nothing. It's pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen. No, wait! I lied. It IS the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of bad movies.Stay away from this, unless your prepared for something spectacularly bad, so bad it ain't even funny anymore.I have to admit, the names got me kinda excited before I saw it, and the idea seemed fun. But don't let that fool you!

I hated this movie. In fact, hate is too weak of a word to describe the sheer misery i have had inflicted on me.I'll admit it, I could not watch the whole thing. I gave it thirty-five minutes and knew it wasn't going to improve.Do not see this movie, even if someone dares you, do not take the dare.For vanilla ice's career, this film is a low point(And that says a lot, remember he did Cool as Ice). Actually this maybe one of the few films that is worse then Cool as Ice but i might be going too far.1 is too high a rating. I wish i could give this negative numbers. And even then i'm not sure how big of a negative number would really be appropriate. Let's say -25. This should be used by us to torture terrorist we are holding in Cuba. They will certainly crack if only to stop Da hip hop witch.Please, don't see it, don't even joke about seeing it.

Da Hip Hop Witch is quite an achievement in modern film making. Not only was it *not* released by New Concorde, it manages to make every movie I've ever seen that much better. You know how it is. You'll find yourself watching a crappy German movie with a dog taking a crap on a boat while some orchestral score rises in the background, and you'll turn to your friend, chuckle, and say, "Hey, at least it ain't Da Hip Hop Witch!"I remember liking Vanilla Ice at one point. His goofy haircut, his sincere devotion to being on the streets... no more. He produced this movie. He is the core of this thing's existence. If ever there is a tribunal for crimes against humanity relating to film production, he should be the prime suspect. As a side note, immediately after viewing, which killed every sense of joy I'd ever experienced in my life, I took the tape out of the VCR, opened the cover, and cut it. I suggest you cut the tape as a first step if you really want to see the best this movie has to offer.

I didn't know that much about the movie when I first saw it and was mainly just checking it out for the singers and rappers that played in it. After I saw it thought there were more reasons to see it again. This movie was seriously hilarious. Its not exactly the type of movie to win Academy Awards, but this movie is WAY funny and entertaining. Everyone should see it at least for a good laugh.