Too much of everything

I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

It's a feast for the eyes. But what really makes this dramedy work is the acting.

THE SECRET MESSAGE is an amusingly cheap Taiwanese wuxia story with a plot centred around the Poison Clan and the struggle for control after the clan's leader goes missing. Mainly it's a hodge podge of genre tropes and ideas, with a blind swordswoman kicking up a fuss and various encounters in the woods between rival characters. The film has a low key magical aspect to it so you get magic weapons and characters flying through the air as well as a couple of cheesy creations. The cast is generally undistinguished, but there are smaller parts for genre regulars Chen Sing and Phillip Ko, both of whom needed more screen time.

ej's kung-fu capsule review for films of the chop-socky old-school - 1. basic plot type - historical; clan vs. clan; revenge; some weapons; some magic 'fu; some political intrigue; broken-hearted romance.2. plot construction - poor; confused and listless.3. dramatic - tries to be.4. funny - not at all.5. dialog - poor.6. cast performance - just so-so.7. crew performance - competent at best.8. amount of fighting - lots.9. quality of fighting - good.10. any special cast or crew notes - none.11. big positive - good fights.12. big negative - two annoying child-actors. bottom-line - who should see this movie - only a kung-fu cultist with a Saturday afternoon to waste.

This movie beats Manos Hand of Fate.Highlights include: exploding German Shepards (in Feudal Japan), keychain-studded scimitar, long-lost relatives who just appear with no introduction or explanation, dissolving ninjas, and a cameo appearance by a magical monkey.Buy this movie. You will laugh until you cry tears of blood.