Feast III: The Happy Finish

February. 17,2009      R
Rating:
4.8
Trailer Synopsis Cast

The survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along the way they get help from karate expert Jean-Claude Seagal and learn that the beasts originate from a place called The Hive. Armed with this knowledge, they decide to fight back and destroy the beasts.

Johanna Putnam as  Secrets
Diane Ayala Goldner as  Biker Queen
Carl Anthony Payne II as  Slasher
Clu Gulager as  Bartender
John Allen Nelson as  Shitkicker
William Prael as  Hobo
Martin Klebba as  Thunder
Jenny Wade as  Honey Pie
Craig Henningsen as  Jean Claude Segal
Josh Blue as  Prophet

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Reviews

FeistyUpper
2009/02/17

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

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Beanbioca
2009/02/18

As Good As It Gets

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Odelecol
2009/02/19

Pretty good movie overall. First half was nothing special but it got better as it went along.

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Derry Herrera
2009/02/20

Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

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iceman88869
2009/02/21

I really liked Feast 1 - Great cast, story and very well done. I found Feast II the other day and found it lacking, but still not bad. Feast III was just... Ridiculous. That is the only word to describe it. It's like the writer got high and blown out of his mind and started writing random trash. I could write a better story than what they came up with for the third one. It amazes me how these people get the money to make trash like this movie.I gave it a 2 only because it was good on continuing with people from the previous movies. That is the ONLY good thing about this movie.Maybe they should just start from scratch and reboot this like most everything else in Hollywood since Hollywood has run out of original ideas.

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trashgang
2009/02/22

I was looking forward for part 3 and the final of Feast. Again it's all in the same way of course of part 1 and part 2. A lot of gore again, bad jokes, tits and all what you want but sometimes it drops a bit. Don't get me wrong, it is still a good flick, but in the sewer it drops a bit, takes too long for me but overall again you will have a big laugh with farts and the way some are killed. Also you have to watch it while the end credits are running, the movie is still going on. Some people really have a problem with this trilogy, just watch the reviews, the first got a lot of reviewers and from then on it drops. If you really want a good feast than just watch, sigh, Feast. Even the ending is great. Nothing to do with the storyline but still the director got away with it. Really, an underrated trilogy!

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thekarmicnomad
2009/02/23

Loved the first two, very unpredictable and amusing.This one feels formulaic and dull. You can't really tell what is going on (as mentioned elsewhere) most of the scenes are in darkness with flashing lights and shaky camera work.I had to constantly prize my finger away from the fast forward button as the characters twittered on or trudged down another pitch black sewer.It feels like this film is the unwanted runt of the litter, undernourished and unloved.The ending was so bad I wonder if the director has grown bored of the Feast franchise and hammered nails into its coffin so he wouldn't be bugged about making a fourth.

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lastliberal
2009/02/24

Better than II or worse then II? There is some debate on that.At least we can clearly see the monsters in this one.The gore is worse than ever with decapitations, and the monster eating the head whole, and then, I kid you not, eliminating the uneaten head.If you have epilepsy, you might not want to watch the last 10 minutes or so. It flashes on and off and it made me dizzy.It was better that Feast II, but not by much. It was a gore-fest with lots of action, but it was hard to follow exactly what was going on most of the time.The ending was a real shock!

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