Best movie of this year hands down!

To me, this movie is perfection.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

You have to give it one star if you don't have the strength to loose a chunk of your life torturing yourself for the full feature. However it generously delivers all it's low- expectations from the beginning enabling you to do something more useful like sort out your fridge or organise your toilet paper by different weights. The following is due to the fact that IMDb requires you to submit a minimum 10 lines, sorry in advance. 19 mins in there is some clichéd girl on girl action in a prison. The title sequence isn't bad, it matches the red of the tight short dress that the dark haired girl wears. There's a decent ironic analogy of Freud's structural model of the pschye captured through Altmanesque segues, actually there isn't I'm just fluffing out the 10 line minimum. Oh there are lingering shots of a woman's behind as she gets into a Jacuzzi. Sorry what was I reviewing again? It's already left my mind.

Juarssic City Review:Intro:Juarssic City! It seems to me that this flick was an independent one. And guess it was made by Sean Cain. How much was that shocking? Well I'm definitely a huge fan of the Juarssic Park franchise so i better answer that question a lot quicker. So does this movie did as well as other good independent films or is it inferior to the entirety of Juarssic Park movies? Let's find out.Story:The story of this film as you know is somehow predictable and forgettable! yep I said that. You see the plot of the movie is just bull crap. All of it is written stupidly. You stupid Sean Cain! Go get a life! Oh and the ending was poorly-clichéd. Yeah like that of course. Like i said before all the story is predictable forgettable stupid and just bull crap. 3/10Animation: I can not start looking at the CGI dinosaurs from this flick. They're just terrible! I ADIMIT IT! they're all terrible! And you know what? I don't extremely care about them. Also I felt a bit frustrated about the rest of the movie's animation. These dinosaurs are all nothing but terribly-animated animals! I just prefer the ones from the Juarssic Park trilogy and Juarssic World. I for one bet that you never knew that all the movie's animation a bit frustrating and very terrible! 3/10Characters:Just so you know the Characters of the film are annoying and idiotic as ever. Even the dinosaurs acted way terribly. All of them are out of character and given no character development. They're dumb they're bold and they all just need to go ahead and screw themselves. And yep they're annoying and completely idiotic as I said before. Screw you Sean Cain! 3/10Outro:Hey guys do you want to know what I can say after watching this movie? I would never do so again. With a predictable stupid forgettable and crappy story terrible animation and characters that are annoying and completely idiotic as ever this flick is truly inferior to the whole and entire Jurassic Park franchise. And yes I definitely order you folks to stay away from it because you're with all the Juarssic Park films The Land Before Time and maybe even Disney's Dinosaur. While this movie may not be one of the worst independent films ever it's extremely perfect for me to give it 3 dying T-Rex faces out of 10. Mr Sean Cain I hate you. And you know what? I think you should give up your own career and rot in hell forever. Now if you guys will excuse me I better put my very own Indomuins Rex in my dinosaur movie called Jurassic Box-Office!My rating 3/10 * and a half stars

'Jurassic City' takes 3 young ladies into prison after a night of too much drinking and unsuccessful driving. Next door to them, a rapist and murderer is locked up. Just when they think it couldn't get any worse, a bunch of dinosaurs breaks into the prison. A politician unleashed them onto the city, believing that if he saves the city, he will be elected president. This cunning plan would only work if nobody ever asked where the dinosaurs came from in the first place. Anyway, the bad murderer guy takes a gun from the warden and start shooting the dinosaurs. A bunch of special forces tried the same, with more fire power but without any success. The 3 above mentioned young ladies now have to figure out how to get past the dinosaurs and the heavily armed madman...It's a rather crazy low budget action flick, but it was entertaining, I give them that. Compared to director Sean Cain's previous effort 'Jurassic Attack', the animation doesn't look as awful as last time, but that's probably owed to the darkness of the prison, mercifully hiding the technical weaknesses which were more obvious in the sunshine outside.

Everyone's been too harsh on this poor movie. It's a B movie, they deserve a different kind of respect. Do people know how hard it is to make a movie? If I made this I'd be proud. The actors acted their wee socks off and a couple of them were really good. They even had that mad punk from Mad Max II & Weird Science. He's a legend. Looking a bit different but his voice gives him away, straight away.The cinematography was good. Whoever did the special effects did their best with whatever Jurassic software they had. The story was... well, it's a B movie. I was glued to my seat throughout, (went for a pee once). Watched it with my grandsons & they enjoyed it immensely. The best bit is there wasn't too much gore or bloody splatterings to make it kid unfriendly. They could have made this a very bloody movie just for the sake of it but carefully held back. Professionals in the making. This is a good popcorn B flick. This was 10X better than Sharknado 1 and 2. This is on a par with The Blob (1958). No, actually it's better. I will definitely watch Jurassic City 2, where hopefully we get filled in on why there were dinosaurs loose in the city.Recommended viewing. 7/10 B rating.