Strong and Moving!

I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

The movie's only flaw is also a virtue: It's jammed with characters, stories, warmth and laughs.

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

Going after her doctorate degree, Julie Levinson (Melina Matthews) and friends use old books and maps to discover a secret site in the Pyrenees which contains stolen treasure and Nazi chocolate. The secret to the Nazi chocolate is shared later on. The place is rumored to be guarded by a commander named "Frank" short for....I like the effect of having to rip open a woman's top before they take blood from her neck (opening teaser scene). But once ripped...won't it stay ripped? Just saying. Film picks up at 55 minutes.Guide: F-word. sex. Nudity (Melina Matthews) Some blood and guts scene. One disembowelment and one head crush.

I love B movies and especially B movie horror movies. I like those quirky kind of things and odd story lines.With that being said... This movie is absolutely horrible by any standard. I'm the only one writing a review because no one watches this kind of drivel. There is no continuity with the story line. Even the gore isn't all that great. The Walking Dead has better gore than this "horror" movie.Either the German accents are horribly distorted on purpose or it's just really lousy acting. This movie has no redeeming qualities. I'd rather got walk on nails than watch this movie again. The director must have slept through the filming because it appears to have no one directing it.I can't believe it even went to DVD. It should have been trashed and burned in the film room.