The Aristocrats

July. 29,2005      NR
Rating:
6.4
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One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.

Jason Alexander as  Self
Hank Azaria as  Self
Shelley Berman as  Self
Lewis Black as  Self
Mario Cantone as  Self
George Carlin as  Self
Drew Carey as  Self
Mark Cohen as  Self
Scott Thompson as  Self
Billy Connolly as  Self

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Reviews

WillSushyMedia
2005/07/29

This movie was so-so. It had it's moments, but wasn't the greatest.

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TaryBiggBall
2005/07/30

It was OK. I don't see why everyone loves it so much. It wasn't very smart or deep or well-directed.

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Humaira Grant
2005/07/31

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

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Portia Hilton
2005/08/01

Blistering performances.

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hawktwo
2005/08/02

I had no idea what this was about -- I was just going with a group of friends to a movie a couple of them wanted to see. I love stand up comedy, improv, skits etc. But this isn't a comedy. It's a capture of a piece of history. If they did a movie about the history of stripping, you'd expect to see good and bad stripping scenes, but you wouldn't have the expectation that you'd be seeing porn. Very similar with this movie. It's not comedy. It's the history of a joke (The Aristocrats) and the seeming fact that every comedian knows the joke and has their version to tell. The documentary was cut as well as it could be to hold interest -- after all, we're sitting through a huge number of variations of the same joke. Personally I would have liked to see each comedian identified each time they appeared on the screen.

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mlraymond
2005/08/03

A number of posters have commented that this documentary gives insight into the world/mind of the standup comedian. For people who supposedly earn a living by being funny, I was at a loss to understand why anyone would pay to hear any of these people, 90% of whom you've never heard, for obvious reasons. The whole dreary thing is basically a self congratulatory group of people thinking they're being funny, as they all try to top each other with yet another version of an ancient and incredibly unfunny joke. There are a few funny moments, when a comedian actually tells the joke in a creative or unexpected, imaginative way, but those moments are all too rare. Don't waste your time and money on this thing. There are plenty of videos available that actually show people being funny.

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Jogilius
2005/08/04

You know how it really takes value off a joke when the teller laughs at the joke him/herself? Well, imagine looking at this for one and a half hours? Try to include the fact that the joke is really bad and that half of the content is people commenting their reactions to other people telling this lousy joke? Well, that's what this movie is all about, and that results in the most boring and least thought-provoking piece of crap I've ever seen on a DVD.If you like to see Hollywood people talking true obscenities, you might get something out of this, but otherwise I suggest skipping this. In any case a couple of minutes from the beginning (or in fact from any part) of the film already show what it's all about.I've rated 280 films on IMDb so far, and this is the only one I've ever given a 1/10.

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gangstahippie
2005/08/05

Rated NR(would be Rated NC-17(or just maybe R) for pervasive strong graphic crude/sexual dialogue).I saw the aristocrats about a year ago on the movie network.I had heard that it was a documentary film about a certain very dirty joke.The point of the joke is to make it as nasty as possible.The film basically has 100 different comedians telling their version of the joke.There is a short scene where Cartman from South Park(voiced by Trey Parker) tells his version of the joke.There are a few very funny versions of the joke but overall the film is very repetitive hearing the same joke just told in a different way.If you're favorite comedian is in this film, you might want to check it out but don't buy it or anything.

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