The Brand New Testament

September. 02,2015      
Rating:
7.1
Trailer Synopsis Cast

God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, with pathetical morals and being odious with his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...

Pili Groyne as  Ea
Benoît Poelvoorde as  God
Yolande Moreau as  God's Wife
Catherine Deneuve as  Martine
François Damiens as  François
Serge Larivière as  Marc
Didier De Neck as  Jean-Claude
Laura Verlinden as  Aurélie
Romain Gelin as  Willy
Marco Lorenzini as  Victor

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Reviews

AniInterview
2015/09/02

Sorry, this movie sucks

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Sexyloutak
2015/09/03

Absolutely the worst movie.

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Haven Kaycee
2015/09/04

It is encouraging that the film ends so strongly.Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a particularly memorable film

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Fleur
2015/09/05

Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

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Akhil Balachandran
2015/09/06

God lives in an apartment in Belgium with his wife and his 10-year-old daughter Ea. God spends most of his time in ruining people's life by making weird rules. His daughter has also power and she wants to create a brand new testament. Ea sneaks inside Gods locked office and sends text messages to everyone in the world informing their scheduled dates of death. It's a film that has full of imagination and also has a dark comedy side. The concept of the movie was catchy and visually it's a wonderful film. Van Dormael does not lack the skill to pull of beautiful moments from this fantasy movie. Cinematographer, Christophe Beaucarne captures the craziness of God character superbly. Overall, I highly recommend this film to anyone who likes fantasy movies.

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mathieu-clement-922-613990
2015/09/07

After looking at the cast, i.e. Poolvorde and Damiens, you would be expecting some pretty obvious comedy, and... you would be wrong. While there are good jokes and comical situations, the movie focuses on the story of the characters (there are more than it appears in the trailer) and answers the question "What if..." I was not bored a single minute during that movie, and the story developed naturally, with the discovery and adventures of the new characters.I however didn't like the story with Catherine Deneuve, and the portrayal of a mighty computer.Also, it's always a pleasure to watch foreign movies in small theaters in San Francisco. Going to big chain theaters showing blockbuster movies with 30 min trailers and advertisements in giant crowded and way-too-loud theaters is not how I like to watch my movies... But I digress.

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lespania
2015/09/08

I liked this movie because it handles very well a main plot that provoques its audience, by merging it with a naif perspective. It's full of surreal moments that makes the movie look very playful, and it combines comedy and fantasy with a very solid drama. The characters are also very well built -I particularly liked the annoying god-. I like how the plot inquires about the conformism and insanity of society in everyday life, and how they unleash absurd (and still not meaningless) ways of solving each particular problem. It leaves you reflecting with a pleasant sensation. I think for some people it may turn out to be a cheap surrealism at times, but it is not a movie that should be taken very seriously either. Either way, it is very entertaining and enjoyable to watch.

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Rakesh Yadav
2015/09/09

The concept of the movies was good and really interesting, you will indulge in the movies and at every moment make your own theory about the end. This is the best thing a movies can do to its viewer.The only thing i don't like in the whole movie was how easily we believed that the God is only interested in us and other species are not so interesting to him, we are only few thousand years old but our attitude is bigger than anything else.If this movie would have shown the POV of other species also with the concept of god relating to them, then i must have given it the whole 10 out of 10. The end showed clearly that deep inside our heart we humans want everything to be controlled by us and need everything like how we want them to be. This will make us like the main villain of the movies (I can't tell you who is he).

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