Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay

Yo, there's no way for me to review this film without saying, take your *insert ethnicity + "ass" here* to see this film,like now. You have to see it in order to know what you're really messing with.

Easily the biggest piece of Right wing non sense propaganda I ever saw.

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

If I could list everything wrong with this movie, I would, and I'll do it now.1. There are talking animals, particularly mice.2. The names of the mice are Italian stereotypes.3. There's a song about no cats being in America, which is obviously false.4. There is an extremely inaccurate joke of one describing himself as not racist.5. There is some form of magic coming from tears that allows a woman to understand human language from animals.6. There was a plan to sink to Titanic and was done allegedly.7. There's apparently enough room for everybody on the lifeboats.8. This is historically inaccurate as EVERYONE survives the sinking in the movie.9. This was all made up by an old sailor mouse.10. This completely mocks the infamous sinking of the Titanic.Any questions?

Let me preface this review by saying: I have no words for this atrocity that some people dare to call a film. I can only use Roger Ebert's words when he reviewed Caligula (another travesty I have neither time nor patience to delve into right now): "(This movie) is sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. If it is not the worst film I have ever seen, that makes it all the more shameful."How in the world could an Italian direction possibly have perceived the completely clichéd love story encompassed by possibly the greatest tragedy of the 20th century and associate it with a rapping dog?! Why was it ever started? Why didn't they just quit halfway and realize that it wasn't worth the trouble?Unfortunately, they went through with its production, and ended up insulting the memory of all the poor souls who died on the Titanic. NO ONE DIED?! IT WAS ALL A FAKE?! THE TITANIC WAS COMPLETELY FABRICATED BY THAT LITTLE MOUSE FOR THE SAKE OF ENTERTAINING HIS GRANDCHILDREN?!?! I would not recommend this movie to anyone, even my worst enemies. Fabricated as this story purportedly may have been, a disaster did occur in the end - this piece of unapologetic garbage."I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated it." - Roger Ebert

When I first heard about this film I thought it would be just like the James Cameroon version which is very well done. However my thoughts towards Legend of the Titanic were very different. How can I describe this film, 4 words, One Of The Worst. The story is absolutely horrible, I mean flying dolphins, an octopus with a dog face, humans who can communicate with sharks, and a mouse saying that he isn't racist. How much worse can it get? A lot worse. In the Cameroon version, the ship sank after hitting an iceberg. In this version the iceberg was put there on purpose, that is just a disgrace to the true story. The animation is OK, but it isn't the best. Over all this is one of the worst animated films ever created, the dub is very bad, the story is the worst, and the animation isn't the greatest. If you want to watch this, don't watch this, Instead watch the James Cameroon version, it is much better than this totally, messed up, horribly written film.

Granted, I was in the mood for a terrible movie on a Friday night so this was the perfect match with the recommendation I got. The Legend of the Titanic was just plain awful and lived up to its reputation. It was a terrible rip-off of the James Cameron Titanic movie, but with absolutely atrocious animation, side characters and music added to make it all the more unwatchable.Basically, it's the story of the Titanic, but with mice pushing two lovers together and a back-story of how sea animals both caused the destruction and helped save everyone. Yes, it re-wrote history, but when Quentin Tarantino did it in Inglourious Basterds, it was much more exciting.Look, I refuse to spend any more time on this film. It's dreadful from beginning to end, even when they suddenly switched from their bad drawings to super-cheap computer animation. It's not even a so- bad-it's-good movie. It's just a lazy, no-good, bad idea and if this made $5 profit, there is no God.* * *Final thoughts: Don't see this. There are far better terrible, "so- bad-they're-good" flicks like Birdemic and The Room. Stick with the classics.