The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad

March. 03,2012      R
Rating:
4.5
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Sexy secret agents go undercover (and under the covers) at an erotic magazine to catch a saboteur.

Brandin Rackley as  Sandy
Michelle Maylene as  Jasmine
Kylee Nash as  Nikki
Beverly Lynne as  Mo
Kelli McCarty as  Laura
Evan Stone as  Frank
Nick Manning as  Burt
Billy Chappell as  Rico
Ted Newsom as  Tef
Jade Starr as  Dancer

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Reviews

Stevecorp
2012/03/03

Don't listen to the negative reviews

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Cooktopi
2012/03/04

The acting in this movie is really good.

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Jenni Devyn
2012/03/05

Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.

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Cristal
2012/03/06

The movie really just wants to entertain people.

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Michael_Elliott
2012/03/07

The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad (2012)** (out of 4)More softcore madness from director Fred Olen Ray. Three members of the Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad (Brandin Rackley, Michelle Maylene, Kylee Nash) go undercover to try and bring down a magazine publisher named Tef (clearly poking fun at Hugh Hefner) who is starting to go into a more explicit business. Is there really much need for a plot in a film like this? I've been watching quite a few of these softcore flicks as they appear on HBO. Part of the reason is that I'm just checking out what Ray has been up to the past few years but I'm also having flashbacks to when I was a teenager and watching this stuff on Cinemax in the early morning hours. There's no question that this here is one of the weaker ones I've seen from Ray but if you're a fan of the genre then there's still some nice things to look at here. These nice things are of course the women who barely keep their clothes on for more than three-minutes and we've also got Beverly Lyne and Kelli McCarty in the cast. All five women obviously are quite attractive and their nude bodies are the reason to check this out. I think what really keeps this film from being as good as some of the director's others is that there just isn't enough interest in the actual story. Yes, the story isn't all that important but you still need something to hold your attention and I think the missing comedy also hurts. The sex scenes are pretty much by-the-numbers as well.

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