The Thorn

May. 24,1974      R
Rating:
4.9
Trailer Synopsis Cast

In her film debut, Bette Midler portrays the Virgin Mary in a biting satire of the commercialization of religion.

Bette Midler as  Virgin Mary

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Reviews

Karry
1974/05/24

Best movie of this year hands down!

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NekoHomey
1974/05/25

Purely Joyful Movie!

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RipDelight
1974/05/26

This is a tender, generous movie that likes its characters and presents them as real people, full of flaws and strengths.

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Tymon Sutton
1974/05/27

The acting is good, and the firecracker script has some excellent ideas.

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