Very Mary-Kate Season 1

January. 31,2010      
Rating:
7.9
Trailer Synopsis

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

Episode 19 : Gun
May. 03,2010
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
Episode 18 : Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
May. 03,2010
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
Episode 17 : Zac Efron
April. 29,2010
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
Episode 16 : Nightmare
April. 26,2010
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
Episode 15 : Ashleyguard
April. 18,2010
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
Episode 14 : Crush
April. 18,2010
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
Episode 13 : Paper
April. 11,2010
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
Episode 12 : Extension
April. 11,2010
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
Episode 11 : Back to School
April. 04,2010
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
Episode 10 : Cat
April. 04,2010
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
Episode 9 : Philip Seymour Hoffman
March. 13,2010
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Episode 8 : Fight
March. 01,2010
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
Episode 7 : Hangover
March. 01,2010
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
Episode 6 : Depressed
March. 01,2010
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
Episode 5 : Baby Daddy
February. 08,2010
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Episode 4 : Baby
January. 31,2010
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
Episode 3 : Bodyguard
January. 31,2010
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
Episode 2 : Moving Day
January. 31,2010
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Episode 1 : Moving Out
January. 31,2010
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.

Seasons

Season 4
Season 4 2013
Season 3
Season 3 2011
Season 2
Season 2 2010
Season 1
Season 1 2010