Astro
June. 08,2018A science-fiction story of a billionaire's private space exploration program returning to Earth with an abducted extraterrestrial from a newly discovered alien planet.
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Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.
I'll tell you why so serious
Don't Believe the Hype
Absolutely brilliant
Yep the Alien Chick has gold boobs ! That is the only positive i can think of !
I could spend the day picking on 100's of little things that make this horrible.. but frankly, that is extremely low hanging fruit at this point... Instead I will focus on the major things. The screen play is poorly written and needs a rework.. The plot is not confusing as much as missing. The show is full of poorly realized cliché. If I could give this movie a half star I would have. Could have been at least a good idea; If only I could figure out what that idea might have been.
Aliens, ancients aliens, Roswell, atomic bomb....back story. Then we have Jack, who in 1988 was fighting in Iraq? While Hussein was still in power? No explanation. Then there is an alien that has Jack's DNA...which is on file because? Is Jack a criminal? sexual predator? Once you get past that, the track lighting, 70's wood paneling, and an alien woman who looks like she fell asleep in a tanning booth (nice cleavage) it is a pretty bad film. The dialogue was boring and trite. The acting was phoned in. The fight choreography was done using speed up and slow motion. Dominique Swain was a cameo. Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity
Terrible acting, even worse dialog, but the worst is the special effects. They're special all right. Remember "Hardware Wars" special effects? They're stellar compared to the effects in this movie.