The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

March. 12,2003      R
Rating:
5.3
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Mild-mannered Chester Gaylord trudges through life with a painful sexual handicap. He goes for a magical colonoscopy where he meets a woman with a microscope who changes his life.

Joe Holt as  Chester Gaylord

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Reviews

Artivels
2003/03/12

Undescribable Perfection

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Greenes
2003/03/13

Please don't spend money on this.

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Pluskylang
2003/03/14

Great Film overall

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Darin
2003/03/15

One of the film's great tricks is that, for a time, you think it will go down a rabbit hole of unrealistic glorification.

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matija5513
2003/03/16

Although this short animated film is not for everyone, it sure has it's charm and style. In the beginning we can see how main character is suffering from his "problem" with extremely small penis, so he does everything to help himself.Some will probably say that this kind of humor is immature and naive, I personally disagree. It's fun, it made me laugh during the entire film (and after), and I think it's all that matters when you are watching a comedy.I would recommend it to everyone who wants to see a short and funny film.

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mirosuionitsaki2
2003/03/17

At first, I enjoyed watching the flash animation. When I saw more of it, I was disappointed and shocked. I don't find it cute or romantic or whatever Patrick O'Brien expected us to think of this animation. I don't even understand what he thought would be funny about the film. There's literally no pun in this film. Also, I wonder how it even got on IMDb in the first place. This shouldn't even be considered a flash animation. It's just cruel. In fact, I don't know what got me to review this.I do not recommend this movie. It is not funny. Seriously. I've seen worse flash animations than this that was actually a little funny. The voices were good though.

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therefore-2
2003/03/18

I laughed from beginning to end at this amusing, original, absurd Flash animation. There is, in fact, no moral as in "it doesn't matter how tiny your penis is women will still love you." At best, it is a satire on that notion.Having said that, clearly this is a matter of taste, refined or coarse. If you are turned off by pictures of colonoscopy, oral sex (quickly shown) or the classic Ren and Stimpy cartoon, you might not like this. Even if your tastes allow for the inclusion of coarser humor, you may find it without value. Dumers, another reviewer, has excellent taste (Tenacious D, South Park) and hated this short. It tickled my brain cells. And it's free.

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magnificentmonkey
2003/03/19

Smallest Penis is a flash series. It's about a man with an incredibly tiny penis who goes through some great lengths (pun!) to do something about it.It was supposed to be funny, I think, but in all honesty, the funniest things about Smallest Penis were the title of the movie, and the fact that it somehow got a mention on IMDb. The movie itself isn't funny in the least, it makes little sense, it's a joke with no punchline. All points given are for aesthetics. It's a cartoon, and it's done in a red-hue monochrome. It looks nice. Sound is decent too. If you have to see it, those are good enough excuses, but if you're looking for a genuine laugh, stay far away and go look at Newgrounds.

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