The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

March. 25,2003 R

Rating：

3.7

Genre：

Adventure Fantasy Action

Keywords：

Erotic Movie Softcore Parody

Trailer Synopsis Cast

In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.

Erin Brown as Dildo Saggins

Darian Caine as Horny

A.J. Khan as Spam

Barbara Joyce as Araporn

John Link as Ballem

Anushka Garin as Benadryl

Suzi Lorraine as Drusilla

Paige Richards as Whorespank

Chelsea Mundae as Bar Keep

Ruby LaRocca as Bar Maid

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Reviews

Ehirerapp

2003/03/25

Waste of time

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Curapedi

2003/03/26

I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.

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Numerootno

2003/03/27

A story that's too fascinating to pass by...

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Janae Milner

2003/03/28

Easily the biggest piece of Right wing non sense propaganda I ever saw.

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jamstar52

2003/03/29

... in more ways than one.Misty Mundae, one of the princesses of soft-core, is hilarious as Dildo Saggins in the E.I. Independent Cinema parody of The Hobbit. Yeah, there's some nudity, but this isn't soft-core, it's parody on the order of the Harvard Lampoon. Serious lowbrow humor, but here it works.This is mindless entertainment. If you're looking for sophistication, keep looking. If you're looking for extensive softcore sex scenes with cheesy 70's imitation rock music, keep looking. If you're looking for a couple good belly laughs, light up a bowl, grab some brewskis, and watch this, you'll be entertained.

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nygnog

2003/03/30

I'll give this a 10 out of 10 just to counterbalance the low voters a bit. It's worth at least 6 out of 10.Are those votes low because of the nudity? It's a soft-core porno movie, what did you expect? Same for anyone expecting an action movie or something like that. I wonder how many of the voters actually saw the movie.This movie is an extremely humorous Lord of the Rings spoof with nudity in it. Nothing more but also nothing less. The dialogs are better than a lot of regular comedies, let alone the average porno. Sure they did not have a huge special effects budget, but they used what they had the best they could, and they came up with a very entertaining script.

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dahitman2389

2003/03/31

I really liked this movie. I think it pulled off everything I needed. I found it pretty funny, though some might think otherwise. I think that if you have the extra time, and see it playing, give it a look. You might enjoy it. Personally, the wizard was the best part of the movie for me, and he kept me laughing. The names of the people were a great rip on the movie "The Lord of the Rings", which made it so much more funny for me.The movie holds a lot of fun if you give it a chance. I know I did and it was worth it. I don't know if you should buy it at first sight, but I do suggest you rent it, or watch it next time it comes on TV. Well, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. :P

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movieman_kev

2003/04/01

In yet another Seduction Cinema soft-core parody, Dildo Baggins (Misty Mundae, because she can NEVER not be in a Seduction Cinema movie *rolls eyes*) along with fellow Throbbit lesbian lovers, Horny and Spam go off to destroy the evil G-string, after drunk perverted Smirnof, the Wizard presents that quest to them. Wackiness, in the form of dumb jokes, unerotic sex, and more dumb puns, ensues. Terry West will never be confused with Orsen Wells, hell, he'll never get confused with Lloyd Kaufman even, but this "Lord of the Rings" parody is still his clear best, and yes I know that's a bit of a back-handed compliment. I chuckled a few times, but groaned more and not in the good way.My Grade: D+ DVD Extras: almost hour long documentary; 37 minute Behind the scenes featurette; a lame music video; and the usual Seduction Cinema trailers Eye Candy: everyone gets fully nude multiple timesEaster Eggs: highlight the tree for more behind the scenes footage; highlight the head for an interview with John Link

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