Surprisingly incoherent and boring

Absolutely brilliant

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.

My biggest mistake in life was probably buying a ticket to the movies for this total rubbish. Can't believe they had the guts to sell something like this. Thank god this kind of movies are not in fashion anymore.

With virtually everyone in agreement that this is a truly dreadful film, I think the real question is whether 'Epic Movie' surpasses 'Disaster Movie' as one of the most unfunny comedy movies of all time. Both failed to make me laugh once, both were a struggle to sit through, and both don't deserve the 1 star I'm forced to give them.Spoof movies like this are never going to be a hit with everyone, but if you insist on making one, then at least put some effort into creating something remotely funny instead of just a bunch of stale gags. 'Airplane' is an example of how a film like this should be approached. Anybody reading this who is yet to see 'Epic Movie' should watch that instead.

Where do I begin with this?I remember thinking Scary Movie 3 was mildly funny when I was 12 or 13, so I rented this movie on DVD. I was gullible at that age to honestly think that this movie was 'epic', whereas in actual fact, this film is a low budget, unfunny, poorly written, disgusting parody of all the films that were popular around the time of filming this 'film'.Every scene has to incorporate a horrendous parody of a popular film at the time, such as The Da Vinci Code, Nacho Libre, Borat, Snakes On A Plane, etc. The central parody is The Chronicles Of Narnia where they try to retell the story while cramming in too many pop culture references that couldn't possibly be in any way dated in 10 years time. (*sarcasm*)The writers/directors seem to be under the impression that humour stems from throwing in as many references as possible. The same with gross-out humour. It was really disturbing to look at half of the time.I genuinely remember thinking one scene in the film was funny (or rather, the trailer) and it's when Jayma Mays' character discovers the iconic wardrobe from Narnia, opens it and a tonne of junk and random items come bursting out of it and fall on top of her. Not a hilarious joke, but funny when I was 13. The scene plays in the actual film, the junk falls on top of Jayma Mays, and then in the next shot, a fully nude woman comes running out of the wardrobe. Errrrr.....what?Just comes to show you what the target audience (if one exists) is. Idiots with ADD, low attention spans, sexually repressed and entertained by gratuitous sex and gross scenes.Clearly the actors involved in this film needed the cash because I cannot see any benefits on an actor's career in the long run, after being associated with this disaster.

I mean really? What do they go to investors with? "Hey were going to make a parody film like Date Movie, with basically same cast and do the same thing we did in that movie. Invest 10 million" I wonder if they just figure they make their money off of the $1 theaters and selling them in Pakistan as American pop culture films. No wonder the world hates usI can usually sit though these movies and find at least a bit or two that is funny. And I really didn't expect much. And boy did I get not much. I just feel sorry for jayma mays and kal penn they can do much better