Clever, believable, and super fun to watch. It totally has replay value.

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

It's a good bad... and worth a popcorn matinée. While it's easy to lament what could have been...

"Sechs Schwedinnen auf der Alm" is a West German German-language film from 1983, so this one is already almost 35 years old. The most known person working on this one is the (in)famous Erwin C. Dietrich and if you know a bit about German film from back then, you also already know what to expect here: trash and sex. And this is exactly what this film is. It belongs to the "Six Swedish Chicks" film series (yes there is sadly more of these) and this time the girls are in the Swiss Alps where they keep having sex with all kinds of men living in the mountainside, and with each other of course as well. The only good thing is that they included girls with dark hair as well, so you will probably find at least one girl you are attracted to from the bunch and you get to see her naked and occasionally even during intercourse. But really, beyond the porn component there is nothing to the film. The plot is almost non-existent, the story rarely makes sense at all and the actors do not elevate the terrible material either. Just one example: Early on, the girls go to see a lawyer, but instead of giving them the fortune they hoped he would, he refuses to. But then out of nowhere he just gives them some money to make the trip to the Alps. Like what the f...? Maybe I need to go see lawyers more often if they like giving their money to clients, so they can go on holidays. So you already see the quality this film has, namely none really. It is as bad as the other films from the series I have seen so far and there is absolutely no reason to see this one unless you are really really horny. It's another example of a trashy klamauk nude comedy from West Germany. I highly recommend to stay far far away.

"Six Swedes in the Alps" should be enough of a title to get the softcore aficionado into a lather. All those piercing blue skies, stunning mountain backdrops and a bevvy of blonde girlie full-drops....But wait there. Sadly this is the last and the worst in the "Sechs Swedinnen" series. Despite what you might be led to believe, it does NOT star Brigitte Lahaie and the usual gang. Instead we are treated to a rather motley (and some might say manky) collection of eponymous heroines in various unexciting locations and poses.There is no erotism at all in this film, and you can feel the twitch of the director's hand wanting to move to hardcore. The lousy and contrived scenes of our Swedish groupies are bizarrely cut with library footage of the Alps (often in different weather conditions). Frankly I would rather have stuck with the Alpine footage and got David Attenborough to narrate. It would have been more exciting than this turkey....