Thanks for the memories!

So much average

Don't listen to the negative reviews

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

Aubrey Plaza turns me on so hard. It's definitely her personality. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates is really watchable for its super raunchy sex appeal and the 4 funny leads. With Sugar Lyn Beard. You gotta love it. Even though it's kinda stupid. I love it. Aubrey Plaza is so super hot. Sugar Lyn Beard is so super hot. It's her face! And her personality. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd her body, wow. SLB gets TFN (totally freaking naked) in M&DNWD. I love that. Anna Kendrick's so super hot. She doesn't turn me on that much in Mike & Dave. She should of been naked like Aubrey and Sugar. Seemed like a good opportunity! I love this movie because of Aubrey and Sugar. Like 75% Aubrey 25% Sugar 0% Anna. This movie's funny enough and it has a lot of funny parts. The Plaza Devine moments are way better than the Efron Kendrick moments. This is a sloppy hot ass comedy. Speaking of sloppy hot ass I want Aubrey as my wedding date. I want to do ecstasy with Sugar and Anna. I wanna marry Sugar. And give her a massage. This movie's like an 8 in my book because of Aubrey, and Sugar, and Anna. Aubrey mainly. And Zac and that one dude from Workaholics. And Stephanie Faracy from The Great Outdoors and Stephen Root from Dodgeball. Aubrey is the hottest f'ing name ever.

The reference to "three-finger Poi" has nothing to do with one of the scenes from the movie. I gave it (3) stars for Anna Kendrick's ability to dumb herself down sufficiently for this stinker and constantly covering up her midsection whenever it was slightly visible in the flesh. The funniest person in the movie is the father of the bride who should have received more lines. Continuous slapstick comedy cannot resurrect this stringer of dead fish but they try.

I thought that the "Chris Farley" kind of comedy was gone, but apparently there are still some scriptwriters that want to resurrect it. Efron and Plaza are very talented, but their very talents were not put into good use in this movie. If anything, Efron is the only relatable character, while his brother (Devine) is ideal to play 1997's Beverly Hills Ninja (in Farley's part). Lame script, totally predictable. The scriptwriters need to get back to 1996 to write Black Sheep by Farley.

Everything here has been done before pretty much and to a better standard. Just a lazy attempt to get some money. Mike and Dave have been ordered to find dates before going to their sister's wedding. Firstly, how would getting two random dates keep these boys in check? This is what their father suggested! Secondly, there is no way that the family would pay for the flights and accommodation for these two random dates. Thirdly, two random dates to a family wedding? I mean really!? What if these dates never progressed? What would be the God damn point!! Meeting the whole family for nothing!!! Urghhhh it's such a silly premise. It would be fine if the script was poking fun out of itself but it's not, it's an entirely serious "comedy". Oh, whilst we're on the script, it was pretty terrible. Some jokes hit but it's a combination of drinking, dick and fingering jokes. I'll give the film credit, the whole scene set in the massage parlour and the ATV tour did make me laugh. So that's about 15 out of 100 minutes that were humorous. Not good enough. Zac Efron and Anna Kendrick are better than this (never thought I'd say that about Efron). They delivered well with what they were given so I have to give them credit. Aubrey Plaza plays the same "I'm drunk, horny and a bitch" role that she does for most comedies. Adam Devine...nothing divine about his performance (I'm so punny! (notice the pun in that as well)) it literally consisted of him screaming and yelling like a girl. Funny once perhaps, not thirty times. It sounds like I didn't enjoy it, it's actually watchable...if you turn your brain off. If you like crude, rude and dirty jokes then you'll enjoy this. I like to think my humour is better than that so this was not meant for me. That massage scene though...literally when those butt cheeks were rubbing together whilst swinging I proper cracked up!