Awesome Movie

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

** THIS REVIEW COULD CONTAIN SPOILERS. I RECOMMEND THAT IF THE VIEWER DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE THE MOVIE SPOILED FOR THEM, I RECOMMEND VIEWING THE FILM BEFORE READING THIS REVIEW. THANK YOU. **If you want my opinion, this movie was blatantly horrible. I'm not just saying this because the movie is really low budget. I have no problem with low budget films. It's as if this movie was thrown together out of a spur of the moment type occurrence. First of all, the acting couldn't be judged to be either good or bad. It's as if the writer hired some woman (which has to be crazy to perform in this movie in the first place - opinion) who doesn't mind pooping, puking, and drinking themselves over the limit, and being filmed while doing it. So, in a way it's real, in a way it's not even acting in a film. Also, there is no real plot. It's just about a woman who's being sexually abused and humiliated throughout the entire movie. It's pretty much the story of a prostitute that works in a slum, with very psychotic clients. At least that's what I got out of it. I really couldn't even understand 1/2 of it. The scenes are choppy, and there's no real purpose to any of the characters. The story goes nowhere. I really can't say much more about this movie. It is just terrible. Acting is weird, story sucks, it's gross to the point of appalling, with no purpose. When I say appalling, I mean bodily fluids appalling. Who want's to watch someone so drunk they're puking on themselves for five minutes? Why? I would NEVER recommend this movie to anyone.

i got no idea who Lucifer Valentine is, but i wanna find him and beat him to death. i mean, who in the hell would make something this absolutely god awful and think it's good? now, i understand that Lucifer Valentine (god, is that even his real name?) wanted to created a new movie genre. but this sack of dog s**t is proof that he sucks as a director and he miserably fails as human being! one of the biggest problems with this is that it's got material than could've been A LOT better if it was like 30 minutes and not 65 minutes. i gotta say there's these long drawn-out scenes where nothing's going on. no character depth, and i got no idea if this horrible thing had any sign of god damn script anywhere. the jump-cuts r everywhere and they irritate the f***ing s**t outta you! and it also keeps hitting the same notes again and again and again, and it gets boring, stupid and - on top of that - hideous. this stupid thing was going for solid shock and then it just spits at the viewer and goes "F**k story!" i'm not gonna go anywhere near to the other movies in the awful trilogy, cause after watching this, i'm not gonna even bother. so "ReGOREgitated Sacrifice" and "Slow Torture Puke Chamber" can go f**k themselvesso the best thing u can do: avoid this god awful trilogy AT ALL COSTS! it's not creepy, it's not shocking. it's just vomit, strippers and death scenes. that's it! f**k this trilogy!

Curiosity is a funny thing. It gets the best of all of us. As a longtime fan of the schlock, I'm also partial to the shock. Anything from Pink Flamingos, to Faces Of Death, to August Underground. For months now, I've been debating on whether to buy a movie I've been reading about, called Slaughtered Vomit Dolls. All the reviews I've read pretty much say the same thing. Boring, very little dialogue, yet very, very disturbing. Boring I can handle. And when It comes down to it, I'm pretty much desensitized to disturbing... or so I thought. of course, curiosity eventually prevailed, as it usually does, and I caved in, and purchased this satanic nightmare. I can honestly say, I was not ready. I have no idea what could have prepared me for this evil. Curiosity doesn't always kill the cat. Sometimes it leaves the poor thing slightly damaged.You'll never truly understand what "too far" really means until you see The Vomit Gore Trilogy. The First one, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls revolves around a bullimic porn star/stripper/prostitute, named Angela Aberdeen. Angela has been abused and/or raped by everyone she's ever cared about. Angela has lived a lonely, miserable existence. After a short life full of pain and betrayal, teenage runaway, Angela Aberdeen has decided that there's only one last person to turn to... Satan. Angela makes a pact with the man downstairs. If Satan kills all those who have hurt her, her soul is his. This pact serves as about half the dialogue, and the only way of understanding the premise is to read the back of the DVD case. Otherwise, you will be lost . We're talking abut weird editing, slowed down dialogue, and no real pattern to speak of. Just Angela vomiting, while experiencing satanic visions and nightmares, of the most monstrous mutilations imaginable... and, well, vomiting. Although, that really is just the beginning.As shaken up as this film left me, part of me can't help but be totally intrigued. Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, along with the other two parts of the trilogy (ReGOREgitated Sacrifice, and Slow Torture Puke Chamber) is art in its most hellishly grotesque form. I have now seen the complete trilogy, and I couldn't even begin to describe the despicable, disgusting acts performed, because honestly, I doubt IMDb would publish my comments, and I can't say I'd blame them. Before all this, August Underground was the most disturbing thing I had seen. And I say this with a straight face. The Vomit Gore Trilogy made that one look like a Disney flick. Think about it. Intriguing or not, I was not ready for vomit-gore, and if you consider yourself half-sane, you ain't either. Alleged Satanist (director) Lucifer Valentine really is on to something with all of this. I hope a film which includes dialogue is in his future. When it was all over, I was literally shaking and my stomach was in knots. It's just that I saw some things that I just had no business seeing. As a life-long Horror fanatic, I have literally seen them all, and for the first time in my life, I can honestly say I have been scarred by a Horror movie... Interesting.

This was a strange one, let me just say it is the most stupidly titled film in existence, and also NOT a horror film. This film has a lot of reviews and hype that are truly misleading; yes it does have gore and vomit but i would not say its a gore film or a "vomit gore" film whatever nonsense the director himself thinks. I think the director is a complete idiot after reading interviews and his opinions of the film; maybe i watched a different film than he did. For the first half of the film i hated it, i absolutely hated it probably until the last twenty minutes. I read someone say this should have been a short movie; i agree with this entirely. Also the whole vomit thing has no relevance to anything except the bulimia scenes they should stay they actually contribute to the story, the rest is just the sad director creating images purely for his own enjoyment and other emetophiles i suppose. I myself actually have really bad emetophobia, so why i was watching this film in the first place is a question i was asking myself the whole time. Regardless, this film could be brilliant, it just needs a lot of tidying up and some scenes completely not included. You need to have patience to actually pay attention as it is a very strange thing to watch, i really enjoyed the editing and strange noises used though. The film created a really dark atmosphere and towards the end i felt really upset for the main character. If this were a short film and not presented as a "gory horror" and didn't contain any of the stupid vomit scenes and was purely about Angelas downfall, I would have awarded this 10; but as it stands i cant give it any more than a five. A very strange film indeed and not atall what i was expecting, unsure if i will watch any more of this strange trilogy and i probably wouldn't recommend to anyone.