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I'm reading other people's reviews and I can not believe how many of you hate this movie. I think 9 out of 10 people gave 1/10 only because 0/10 does not exist. OK, movie is unbelievable retarded, but what else did you expect?! Darn, this is Scary Movie franchise = bunch of retarded parodies of blockbusters that were kicking through the roof since last Scary Movie. Like all of its prequels this one has shallow and vulgar sense of humor that will sometimes cause you to cry from laughter and sometimes it will kick you in the face with cruel transfer of embarrassment. It can not compare to Wayans movies, but it is definitely better than previous one, Scary Movie 4. So if you want quality subtle humor based on deep thoughts and philosophy skip it, but if you wanna give your head a break and just relax and have some retards make you laugh to their stupidity you are on the right place.5,5/10Movies parodied in SM5, at least those I recognized:Titanic - previous Scary Movies - The Ring - The Cabin in the Woods - The Passion of the Christ - Paranormal Activity - Inception - Black Swan - Mob Wives - Planet of the Apes - Ted - Evil Dead - Mama - 50 Shades of Grey

Scary movie 5, as a sequel, was a real disaster, especially, if compared to the really successful 1-4 counterparts. At the very beginning, the Sheen-Lohan sex scene started well till useless details were added which made this scene so monotonous. The other successive scenes which over-employed children made the movie even provocatively and non-amusingly shocking. Lots of scenes appeared to have the aim of stereotyping, to give few examples, the Latino housemaid metonymically indicated that Latinos foolishly and frequently appeal to God to rid them of superstitious-based troubles caused by their own clumsy nature. Blacks (Snoopy Dog) a drug addict outlaw, (Tyson) was even more foolish, the psychic was a dodger, thieve, and con, in addition to the black ballet dancer who couldn't even fit into the romantic art; though she was good in lascivious pole dancing. Scary movie 5 could be the worst movie in history ever.

First viewing it felt sick. Vomit. I rated it as zero and switched off early. Except that I had to distrust my first impression and watch it again, see if I switched off early that time too. I found it watch-able but not as interesting as the first or second of the series.I then stayed away from it for a year and then surprised myself by finding it as less vomit worthy than any of the previous in the series. I accept that I should be ashamed for liking the sick humour in 5.I hope to grow out of liking this movie. I hope that I do not watch it all that often. It makes me laugh, though.Lindsay was fun, in a parody of herself. Ashley Tisdale as not memorable, as she was in HSM, but I still found her to be fun.

This is the single worst movie I've ever seen. The "-movie"movies doesn't exactly have a good track record at this point, but the first Scary movies were actually quite funny. Scary movie 1 actually had me rolling at times, but also had great comedic timing. This movie however, lacks EVERYTHING. I didn't laugh once, ONCE. Not ONE thing made me laugh, no nothing. The scenes that were supposed to build some suspense weren't even laughably bad. The "scary" scenes weren't even close to scary; sped up and the music was so unfitting. Don't get me started on the so-called "acting" in this movie. Don't even consider watching this. Save yourself both the time and frustration of watching this movie. 0/10.