Scary Movie 5
April. 12,2013 PG-13Home with their newly-formed family, happy parents Dan and Jody are haunted by sinister, paranormal activities. Determined to expel the insidious force, they install security cameras and discover their family is being stalked by an evil dead demon.
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Wonderful character development!
an ambitious but ultimately ineffective debut endeavor.
Very good movie overall, highly recommended. Most of the negative reviews don't have any merit and are all pollitically based. Give this movie a chance at least, and it might give you a different perspective.
Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.
I read some reviews before watching this and I was quite skeptical going into this I didn't like the beginning except for Charlie Sheen he was the only thing funny about it and the ending but the middle did have some decent moments except for the part where Kendra pole danced at the ballet studio kind of looked away when I saw that the rest was pretty alright apart from the ending I never saw Mama but the way they spoofed it was kinda funny,Paranormal Activity spoof was OK,Inception was a pointless and unnecessary spoof but kind of funny I guess,Evil Dead spoof was pretty funny too in the cabin in the woods also Ashley Tisdale wasn't bad in this either actually quite liked her acting she was pretty believable i liked how they spoofed Black Swan with her only I didn't really think spoofing that was necessary either plus the Rise of The Planet of The Apes spoof was pretty funny too I didn't like that Caesar was narrating the whole movie though that was kind of stupid but I liked the scene where he was shoved into the back of a van with his ape friend and told him that Dan played by Simon Rex he was Jody's husband who was of course played by Ashley Tisdale that they had a mad demon in their house then the other ape misunderstood thinking he said Matt Damon was in their house and that he loved Jason Bourne lol that was hilarious all in all quite a decent movie except for the beginning and ending I give it a 5/10 I won't recommend it though let people decide for themselves if they want to watch it or not.
Scary Movie 5 came out in 2013,7 years after Scary Movie 4,this film made YouTube blow with fan trailers and scripts that made this film look awful. This tells the story of Jody and her husband who move into the house that's haunted and woooo,scary stuff happens that isn't scary,ha ha!! This film was utterly awful. First of all,the acting,this films acting was f*cking terrible,Ashley Tisdale:Awful,Simon Rex:Awful and everyone else was just awful. This film parodied 'Mama,Paranormal Activity,Rise of the planet of the apes,black swan,cabin in the woods and evil dead'. This film is absolutely horrible and it was such a waste of gathering all my excitement up for this film because it was so bad. I was so so so looking for forward to this. HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!! Scary Movie 5 is terrible. Don't Watch This.No plans have been made for a sixth film and lets hope it stays that way
This is the single worst movie I've ever seen. The "-movie"movies doesn't exactly have a good track record at this point, but the first Scary movies were actually quite funny. Scary movie 1 actually had me rolling at times, but also had great comedic timing. This movie however, lacks EVERYTHING. I didn't laugh once, ONCE. Not ONE thing made me laugh, no nothing. The scenes that were supposed to build some suspense weren't even laughably bad. The "scary" scenes weren't even close to scary; sped up and the music was so unfitting. Don't get me started on the so-called "acting" in this movie. Don't even consider watching this. Save yourself both the time and frustration of watching this movie. 0/10.
Scary Movie 5 (2013): Dir: Malcolm D. Lee / Cast: Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Lidia Porto, Erica Ash, Molly Shannon: About on par with the previous two sequels. That is to say that it is nowhere near as good as Scary Movie but certainly better than the relentlessly bad Scary Movie 2. This one stars Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex as a couple put in charge of three children. These children behave like animals in a reference to Mama. Tisdale desires a return to ballet in a Black Swan reference. Rex works at a lab that examines the intelligence of apes in a reference to Rise of the Planet of the Apes. As with previous sequels there is nice touches to the story including a great opening involving Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in a jab at Paranormal Activity. Other films referenced here are Insidious, Inception, and the repeatedly verbally referenced Cabin in the Woods. Tisdale and Rex pull through with all sorts of strange night terrors happening. Tisdale even dons the hideous black wig that Jessica Chastain wore in Mama thus indicating how idiotic she appeared. Rex is involved in several home improvement accidents before he enlists the help of one of the apes to watch the children. The stealing performance is Lidia Porto as Maria the nanny with religious rituals that go into overload. Molly Shannon pulls a mean Winona Ryder in her take on Black Swan and being ticked off. Other roles span from amusing to merely reciting better films. Director Malcolm D. Lee presents the visual jokes but a misfire film. At any rate it proves I am right in claiming that Mama is one of the worst films of the year. Score: 5 ½ / 10