You Don't Mess with the Zohan

June. 06,2008 PG-13

Rating：

5.6

Genre：

Action Comedy

Keywords：

New York Israel Middle East

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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Adam Sandler as Zohan Dvir

Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia Hakbarah

John Turturro as Fatoush "The Phantom" Hakbarah

Nick Swardson as Michael Klayman

Lainie Kazan as Gail Klayman

Rob Schneider as Salim Yousfobdal

Kevin Nealon as Kevin

Mariah Carey as Mariah Carey

Yamit Sol as Dorit

Adria Tennor as Kids' Salon Owner

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Reviews

NekoHomey

2008/06/06

Purely Joyful Movie!

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Exoticalot

2008/06/07

People are voting emotionally.

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UnowPriceless

2008/06/08

hyped garbage

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Kirandeep Yoder

2008/06/09

The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.

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glen-wright

2008/06/10

If you like silly comedy then you will like this! People might not like this if they dislike ridiculous comedy. If you are one of those people then I feel bad for you, son (daughter).

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paulbrec-27240

2008/06/11

Unfunny and unintelligent. I thought my brain was going to jump out of my skull, slap me in the face, and run away.

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james tomlin

2008/06/12

This movie makes me laugh every single time I watch it. I am very much into the "Slapstick" type of comedy and this movie fits it like a glove. I Have always loved Adam Sandler movies because you always know you will be entertained. I can honestly say that there wasn't a point where I was watching this movie when I didn't laugh. If you love comedy WATCH THIS MOVIE you will not be disappointed. I really don't get why this movie has such a low rating. if you are looking for movies with deeper meanings and mind-blowing plots then by all means find a different movie.BUT....If you want to sit back, relax and laugh until you physically cant anymore then you've found your movie. Enjoy ;)

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Herbert Yazzie

2008/06/13

Well, well well. This movie is a real treat. Sure it is over the top, but it is so funny and entertaining you won't regret buying it and watching it over and over. Rob Schnieder is in it and is even funnier than his role in water boy and all other roles combined! John Tuturo is the arch rival of Sandler in the film, and is very funny. Of all the Sandler films, I rate this one as his best, with water boy a close second. I would even add a star if you are from NY or California where the stereotypes in the movie are very realistic. There are funny appearances from many Saturday Night Talents such as Chris Rock and Kevin N. and Mariah Carey is funny as well. Life is too short to sweat this purchase, buy it, enjoy it and get some well needed laughter in a world that takes itself much too seriously.

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