Turd Merchants of Death

August. 26,2009      
Rating:
6.5
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.

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Reviews

Exoticalot
2009/08/26

People are voting emotionally.

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FirstWitch
2009/08/27

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

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BelSports
2009/08/28

This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

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Nayan Gough
2009/08/29

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

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