A Gun, a Car, a Blonde

June. 01,1997      
Rating:
5.2
Trailer Synopsis Cast

In this homage to film noir, a wheelchair bound (Jim Metzler) paraplegic fantasizes about the new blonde (Andrea Thompson), who moves into the house across from him..

Jim Metzler as  Richard "Rick" Stone
Victor Love as  Bobby the Black Chinaman
Kay Lenz as  Peep / Madge
Norma Maldonado as  Adele / Bunny
John Ritter as  Duncan the Bartender
Andrea Thompson as  Jade Norfleet
Billy Bob Thornton as  Syd / Monk
Paul Parducci as  Bear / Petrovich
Paula Marshall as  Deborah / Girl In Photograph
Time Winters as  Ed / Catalina Eddie

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Reviews

Platicsco
1997/06/01

Good story, Not enough for a whole film

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Invaderbank
1997/06/02

The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

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BelSports
1997/06/03

This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

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Abbigail Bush
1997/06/04

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

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krocheav
1997/06/05

Everyone involved with this shyster of a movie must probably now be wanting to pay to have it burned. What a description defying disappointment. I don't think anyone comes out of this unscathed - what were they thinking...Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid? The lighting and Camera personnel try but everything else leaves them high and dry. Billy Bob Thornton doesn't pick his roles all that well, in fact, just seems to want the money - can't any longer see him as a recommendation to see a movie. This one also looks like it was a back yard production shot on VHS and doesn't even have enough pacing to be a good, bad movie! Only for the easily pleased.

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whpratt1
1997/06/06

Found this DVD for five dollars ($5.00) in a discount store and was very entertained by the great musical sounds and Andrea Thompson, (The Blonde/Jade Norflect), "NYPDBlue 2000", who decided to become Eve in the Garden of Eden and appeared stark naked from head to toe. This story revolves around Jim Metzler, (Richard/Rick Stone) "Under the Influence",'02, who has a spinal problem which requires he stays in a a wheel chair; however, Richard is very well off and has plenty of help. Richard meets up with John Ritter, (Duncan/Bartender), who gives Richard a few ideas about leaving his body in a mystical manner and plays the role of another person. This suggestion pays off and Richard is able to play a sort of Sam Spade type of detective who has a blonde gal as a client or so called playmate. This film greatly surprised me and for some reason, never realized it was released on the silver screen.

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Carl Cotton
1997/06/07

A recently paralyzed young man, Richard, is forced to face the indignity of having his greedy sister, Peep, and her sleazy boyfriend, Syd, try to take over his life and fortune. As a film noir fan, he escapes from the pain in his body and the indignities of his sister by creating a film noir world in his mind. In that world, he is detective Rick Stone out to save his beautiful blonde client from a murder plot conceived by her sister. All of the people in Richard's life play parts in his mind's movie. This is a delightful, tongue-in-cheek send up of all the hard-boiled detective movies you've ever seen. Great fun!

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polgas
1997/06/08

i gave this movie an 8 out of 10 rating, but now that i think about it, it deserves at least a nine. it is one of those movies that, once it's over, you're not quite sure what you think about it. and then, about 10 minutes later, you realize it's really, really good.aside from thornton and ritter, the cast is fairly low-profile, but there's no lack of talent here. as for the script, the film is a well-written homage to poorly-written film noir private dick movies from the 30s & 40s, but at the same time does not detract from its (the movie's) main plot.and, in the tradition of poorly-written film noir private dick movies, it has some lines that are so bad they're good, like"How can I hold anything against you when you hold me against you?"basically, if you want to feel good without that cheesy disney aftertaste, rent this movie.

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