Sorry, this movie sucks

hyped garbage

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

I read somewhere on IMDb that one of the major faults of this film is that 'Vampires don't behave like that..' I had to laugh. Know many Vampires do you?Anyway the film. Its clearly zero budget, the picture and sound quality is not the greatest but I must admit I did enjoy it in the end. Two lesbians are trying to follow a legend around bathing in a virgins blood so they can become immortal and what happens is that everything goes apesh*t and the victim becomes a Vampire who turns the two killers into Vamps too. The victims boyfriend and his friends try to help by getting the local professor (who is also the Director) involved - but end up get stalked by the Vamps.The movie starts slowly and because of the budget as well almost made me switch off, however I am glad I stuck with it. There are many scenes that do work, the Vampires are quite cool at times and you can see influences from classic horror such as Salems Lot. The teens are quite natural and there is some funny scenes between them and also the professor is quite funny. I must point out the final scene - I liked it very much and ended the film on a high note. I would take films like this, made with love and passion despite no budget over expensive, dull, pointless remakes any day of the week.

Wow. Words can not even begin to describe the endless pit of suck that this movie is. I would rather gouge out my eyes and eat them then ever see one more terrible second again. This movie fails on every level then fails some more. The acting sucks, the camera sucks, the blood effects (if they can be called that) suck, the plot sucks, and its more like a nasty porno than an actual horror film.The whole plot of "Elizabeth Bathory" and her diary is BARELY brought into the movie, and when it is, it's done poorly and historically incorrect. I don't know how ANY of these actors managed to land a role, and even they should be embarrassed beyond words...i'm embarrassed FOR them. I can only hope that a "Night Fangs 2" isn't being planned EVER...that thought is more frightening then the whole movie. One day this movie MIGHT show up at a movie store for a dollar. Take my advice and buy yourself a Sprite. You'll thank me.

Is anything conceivably worse than this movie? No, because getting gang raped by a dozen vampire monkeys IS inconceivably unpleasant. The monkeys might even be better actors, and the toking chimp would definitely be a better director. What this movie lacked in plot it made up for in.. wait, no, nothing makes up for that. The acting grade was so low there aren't enough letters in the English alphabet to describe.The cinnamon tography was tasty; the fat dikes were not. Neither pain nor control are appropriate to sexuality. This movie is sexually derisive and altogether foul.

Wow, there's a few harsh reviews for a fun movie, can't help wonder if it's personal.. Maybe someone thought she could act better than the chosen leads? Which leads me into my review! We rented this for a Halloween weekend Indie horror flick fest. I thought it was quick gory fun, with all the staples of your lesbian vampire flick. (If you don't know what that is check out any of the Hammer films, Caress of a Vampire, Vampyres Lesbos, etc.) The story seems to run on a little long in points, but then you get the payoff scene which gave it a mini-series feel at times. The actresses weren't Judi Dench caliber but it's a vampire flick. I especially like the casting of a full-figured woman for the lead. (To many cheerleader hookers in horror flicks these days.) They carried the material well, and the material was just enough story to setup and tie together the action, which is what the film was about- violence and gore! Good fun, and perfect for a Halloween weekend viewing.