A coven of Sexy, modern Day vampires ravage the American Midwest with the thirst for blood, while a romantic twist puts the vampires at odds among themselves and with the murderous Illuminati that seek to gain their immortality.
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Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!
A Major Disappointment
The acting is good, and the firecracker script has some excellent ideas.
It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.
I have not seen a worse movie in many, many years. From the writing, to the production, to the actors, this is just awful.Right off the bat, you know you are in for a bad ride. The actors spout inane lines in a deadpan monotone. While it is true that they are not responsible for the confused plot, which rambles about pretty much pointlessly throughout, they could at least put some effort into the deliverance of the lines. The effects throughout the movie are equally lame.The movie is just full of unbelievable characters, doing unrealistic things from the poorly portrayed cops to the ridiculously portrayed illuminati, to the vampires that no one could really care about.I just cannot believe that it is possible that any person or group of persons could have thought that producing this drivel was a good idea. Who pays for garbage like this? (I mean the producers, etc). I guess they never once saw any of it before it was done, otherwise they would surely have pulled the plug on it. For some of the reviews I have read that gave a positive review...they HAD to have meant a different movie. No one, I mean no one, could like this. Awful. Terrible. P-U, it stunk, badly. Some movies are so bad, you actually just have to see it. Unfortunately, this is not one of them. Although it is really bad, it is not even entertaining in its badness.
this movie was ...pathetic . looks like Eric Etebari is the only real actor ( and well, my only reason to watch the movie). for God's sake, save this guy, he deserves better roles. the vampires look hilarious,they can't scare anyone with those grins. the police officers like porn actors and the villains like amateurs. the main actress is awful - she looks like a drug addict - when Alex was shot she behaved very artificial. and another issue - the vampire hunter acted like a newbie, he was killed by a teenage vampire. this movie was a real disappointment to me, sorry to say it. there were no special effects, no structured plot line, no nothing.
IF YOU LIKED THIS MOVIE DON'T READ ANYMORE! *************************************************I watched this movie...after the first ten minutes...for the laugh factor. If you stake a vampire through the stomach they die? Vampires can't defend themselves against puny mortal police officers? Oh and they growl like dinosaurs? I've been a fan of vampires all my life, and I have NEVER seen a vampire movie as bad as this.The acting was absolutely horrible. What's with the pursing of the lips after each line? REALLY?? Alex looked like he wanted to make out with himself every three seconds. The action scenes were laughable, you can't even really call them action scenes. I won't even go into the comical background noises and the music tracks and the hilariously bad British (as well as other) accents that seemed to come and go among all the characters. The vampires live together in a big cushy mansion, but they all sleep in a crypt in the backyard in their own individual coffins. How archaic can you get? If they're going to sleep in coffins...AT LEAST HAVE THE COFFINS IN THE BIG CUSHY MANSION!!! The big names were the dwarf and the guy from Karate Kid who ran the Cobra Dojo. Tells you how big those names are, I can't even remember them and I've seen Karate Kid AND the Dwarf more times than I care to admit LOL. After doing this movie I'd doubt those two will ever work again.I fully comprehend that this was an independent film, but what was the budget? $200? I only gave this one 1 star....because it doesn't give a zero option! As a vampire fan, I take this movie as a personal insult.
Alright..... First of all... I would like to comment on the fact that this movie appears to be low budget... that is alright, it's not a problem. But it doesn't help the poor quality acting. I have seen better acting in a middle school play. Some parts of the movie are redeemable, i will not mention which parts because i don't want to ruin it for the people who enjoy watching trash. But, i can honestly say, these parts are not worth the movie rental. I am currently viewing this film and regretting every second of it. List of Reasons to watch this train wreck....10. Poor acting 9. bad effects 8. acts as a sedative 7. comic relief 6. cures any fear of vampires 5. animalistic behaviors 4. no reason to want to cheat on your significant other with a vampire 3. bad voice over's 2. motivation for house work to get away from your television 1. hooker's and clown's running the showPlease do yourself a favor and just leave this one sit on the shelf at your local blockbuster. It's not worth the effort.