The Necronomicon

October. 15,2009      
Rating:
7.3
Trailer Synopsis Cast

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Reviews

FuzzyTagz
2009/10/15

If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

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Jonah Abbott
2009/10/16

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

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Mandeep Tyson
2009/10/17

The acting in this movie is really good.

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Deanna
2009/10/18

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

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PatrickJT
2009/10/19

When I began watching this 1 minute and 49 second long film, the first thing that popped into my mind was MONTY PYTHON! Yep, that about sums it up, this film was so dumb it was funny.Basically this guy unlocks a gigantic padlock from around a thick leather-bound book and hands it to his friend and announces that it is the Necronomicon. His friend inquires as to the contents and is informed that it is heavy with forbidden knowledge. After a brief pause, during which an ad is run for where to buy copies of this book (a fake ad) he says, "You know what, I'll read it."I highly recommend the 2 minutes necessary to watch this. It's incredibly funny simply because it's so dumb, and I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

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