A Masterpiece!

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

If you don't concentrate on the acting and the cheap cameras and just watch the movie, it isn't that bad, at least thats what i think. i kinda enjoyed this movie and i normally don't like low budget movies. i wouldn't recommend this movie if your not a b movie fan but if you are, this could be great stuff for you. i gave it 6/10 because i liked it . the plot was a quite standard (i don't know if something like this is has ever been used before but it wasn't a really good and original story), the acting was bad and maybe the evil pirate is one of the worst actors. they really did make this movie because they want to be actors and be in a movie with some director who thinks he is making a great movie. i don't know if it really is that way but i surely could be something like that. the horror in this movie was not scary at all, and its very logic for the budget they had. i don't know why the genre is action but it wasn't an action movie. sorry for my bad English but im from Holland so.. bye

I give this movie 2 thumbs down to the biggest pile of sh!t ever created... Unbelievable 2005 movie how sad SAD SaD SAddddddd. then the man turned to the left , but while scratching his balls he twitched to the right just a little bit.... *narrorated* like such throughout the movie like who gives a fiddlers f*&K if you cant see the guys actions in the movie then maybe throw a retard into the scene telling us whats going on... I think i would rather watch anything else even a dog puking over and over and over and over and over with the sounds of dying pigs in the back ground . I hope the people rot in hell for making so many people waste an hour of our life trying to enjoy some half ass sh!t film ........ BLAH DO NOT WATCH THIS BLAH IT IS HORRIBLE BLAH DO NOT WATCH THIS BLAH IT IS HORRIBLE BLAH DO NOT WATCH THIS BLAH .......Producer is a retard.......

Comparing this movie to anything else made ever is an insult to whatever you are comparing it to. If you have ever wondered what reality show people searching for fame do once their 15 minutes are over, this is it. It stars a few reality show rejects (Hardy from Big Brother, some Temptation Island girl, and some Survivor girl).One of the sub plots of this "movie" was a girl sleeping with a reality show producer to win a show. Is it possible this hits a little close to home? The only way I can figure it, is someone sucked her way up Lion Gates Films to get this distributed through them. I can not stress how bad this movie was.The film looks like it was shot with VHS camcorders from the 70s. Make up consists of clown make up and a pirate costume. Special effects (if you can call them that) consist of stabbing three feet to the right of the target and then thrashing in the water with Kool Aid.The "actors" took themselves so seriously, that you can't help but laugh. All of the camera angles focus on T&A and every scene you expect them to end in an orgy. This should have been a STV soft porn, but in the end it ended up being a big tease.The budget for this movie must have been in the 10s of dollars. Avoid at all costs.

Sure, this movie was a cheesy horror flick, but what do you expect with a story line about a zombie pirate? There were some pretty good scares, some gore, and the requisite beauties - like Jessie Camacho from Survivor:Africa...holy mackerel! The locations and production value were better than most low budget films; they shot some of it at an old fort in the Caribbean. And, I think this was the last film shot by Neil Fredricks, the talented cameraman that shot The Blair Witch Project. Anybody who gets too riled about it should read the plot more closely on the back cover. If you like pirates, like the undead kind, then it's worth a rental, with some rum and pizza, for a few scares and laughs.