The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

December. 05,1983      PG
Rating:
7.2
Trailer Synopsis Cast

The Herdmans – Gladys, Claude, Imogene, Leroy, Ollie and Ralph – are undeniably the worst kids in the history of the world. They lie, steal, cheat, bully and overall terrorize their small community. But this Christmas, they’re taking over their local church Pageant – and they just might unwittingly teach a shocked little town the true meaning of Christmas.

Loretta Swit as  Grace Bradley
Jackson Davies as  Bob Bradley
Fairuza Balk as  Beth Bradley
David Alexander as  Charlie Bradley
Jason Michas as  Leroy Herdman
Antony Holland as  Reverend Hopkins
Ocean Hellman as  Alice
Janet Wright as  Helen Armstrong
Lynne Gorman as  Mrs. Clausing
Anna Hagan as  Mrs. Clark

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Reviews

Marketic
1983/12/05

It's no definitive masterpiece but it's damn close.

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Beanbioca
1983/12/06

As Good As It Gets

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AshUnow
1983/12/07

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

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Mandeep Tyson
1983/12/08

The acting in this movie is really good.

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ironhorse_iv
1983/12/09

I used to love this movie when I was a kid, when it aired on the ABC channel on TV. So, when I found the DVD, I had to see this film, once more. Sadly, it wasn't as good as I remember it. I really found it to be pretty mediocre, dated and kinda unfunny. I was really hoping for more from director George Schaefer, and screenwriter and author, Barbara Robinson. The movie tells the story of the Herdman family's delinquent kids, who are describe as the absolutely worst kids in town. They commit crimes like arson and shoplifting. They also fight and bully other children, mistreat animals, and talk back to adult figures. Not only that, they use foul language, very messy, drink alcohol and smoke cigars. So no one was prepared when the Herdmans arrive at the local church one Sunday-and decide to take part of the annual Christmas pageant. Despite protests from other church members, they are given roles in the Sunday school's Christmas pageant by new play director, Grace Bradley (Loretta Swit). To the surprise of everybody, the unsupervised, undisciplined children teach the town, that looks can be deceiving, and show the true meaning of Christmas, by supposing putting on the best Christmas pageant ever. This is where the movie fails. It promise us, a pretty good climax, and what we got was really a letdown. The whole pageant part was really, really boring predictable and way too preachy. In my opinion, I think it needed some more spice. It felt like any other Nativity play. The movie builds on the fact that the Herdman will probably tell the Christmas story in a nonconventional fashion, but you don't get that. There wasn't anything new. I think it's the movie fault. The movie never really establish the Herdman children that well. We never got to understand, why they were so interested in the play, in the first place. We never got to know each kid's personality, their likes and dislikes. I remember, there were like six children, but they were almost all alike. I really couldn't tell the different between them. I understand that, the town, mistakes them for really bad kids, but for a group of so-call extreme delinquent kids, they were pretty tame. It might be the fact that this film aired on television, so that's means that a lot of things from the novel, had to be edited down to fit a PG rating, so a lot of Herdman's hijinks never came to life. I was really hoping something like 1976's Bad News Bears mixed with 1983's Christmas Story with somewhat risky adult humor. This film humors, plays it pretty safe. It was disappointing. The script is pretty bad. It had this tell, not show, attitude. It's pretty much just a read though of the nativity story. The film really waste time on that, by telling the story, twice rather than showing us. The movie even has the nerves to drop subplots like snobby and uber religious Alice (Ocean Hellman), keeping taps on the Herdman's crimes. It has little to no payoff. The movie seem like it was written in the settings of the 1930s rather than the 1980s. Look at the way, the children dress in this film. The Herdman looks like something out of the Great Depression, while the CCD students look like retro conservative. This isn't what children look in the 1980s! For a movie that has adults that live during the counterculture and revolutions of 1960s, they act like unlikeable society puritans, most of the time. I didn't know calling Mary pregnant is blasphemy. They really overact. None of the things that the Herdman said about Jesus's story was really that offended. I was deeply disappointed in the church and its members. At no time did an adults take charge of the situation, really intervene with helping the Herdman children. Nobody seemed concerned about their welfare, whether the mother could use some assistance from the Church or whether the children were going hungry. It felt very odd. Even, the priest was kinda a jerk, in this film. I really didn't like the Loretta Swit's character. I really didn't sense that she really care for any of the children. I was kinda hoping, she was open-minded one, but she's just as close minded as the others. Instead, the best moral character in this film, had to be the father, Bob Bradley (Jackson Davies). He had a small part in the film, but everything, he said, make it worthwhile. He's the moral compass for this film. The child actors are pretty awful in their reading. The only two children that look like they had any hope in a future in Hollywood is Megan Hunt as the leader of Herdman, Imogene Herdman, who gave a pretty good performance. The other is the narrator of the piece, Fairuze Balk who play Beth Bradley, who went on to star in many cult-classic hits and some of my favorites like 1985's Return to Oz, 1998's American History X and 1999's Water boy. I think, one of the mistakes is having the film runtime, only be 48 minutes. It's far, too short for a proper movie. The producers could had put a little more meat to the story to make it, better. The DVD quality is pretty meh. It had that VHS copy quality. The colors look tone down, the pictures don't stand out, and it's seem a bit grainy. It was actually poorer than I expected. It's still watchable, so check it out if you want. The Herdmans were featured in two sequels, The Best Halloween Ever! and The Best School Year Ever, but as of this writing, I have yet to see those. Overall: I still enjoyed the story. It's just needed to be told a little better. The movie is pretty faithful to the book, but certainly not nearly as good as the book. Still, it's a good Christmas film to watch.

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laurajaykay
1983/12/10

This movie should be shown on TV every year. It tells the true meaning of Christmas. It was funny in parts and touching in others. I only saw it on TV once or twice. I found a copy at the library and watched it with my daughter and her friend (age 10).They both loved it. I thought the characters acted very realistically. The children were neither too cute and sweet nor too smart mouthed. In fact none of the children were smart mouthed or talked back. The characters consisted of people we all know. The dresses that the girls wore were very pretty and cute. It was nice to see girls wearing dresses instead of old jeans to church. I can't say much more without giving too much away. This is a great movie and suitable for all ages. If you can't find it in the video store try your local library.

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shirleyb
1983/12/11

Such a wonderful story it's a shame that it isn't being aired anymore. Why not? I was a teacher's assistant in an elementary library for several years and I know many teachers keep this story alive, I don't know why the networks haven't.

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tjac&rene
1983/12/12

This movie was such so touching to my daughter (who was approx 5 when she saw the show) My Best friend has 4 daughters who then ranged in ages 11 down to twins 6 yrs old. This had to be one of the most touching movies for these girls to ever view on t.v. The girls today are in their 20's and most have children of their own now and they all still bring up this movie at Christmas asking if its on this year? each year their mother and myself search around for it, we have written tv guide, asked every video rental store, no such luck. This year we are on the "MISSION" once again. We need your help in telling us where to buy the movie... The movie Family was so real and even at the young age of our girls back then they still bring up the movie and want it on.. I feel they could really relate to the Family at that time and Mary's tears when holding Baby Jesus, or when the boys stole the ham.. just too funny .. please any info on this great movie? could it be on television this year? Thank you for your timebest wishes to you all rene

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