The Boatniks

July. 01,1970      
Rating:
5.5
Trailer Synopsis Cast

Young and awkward, The Coast-Guard's ensign Thomas Garland suffers from the comparison with his late father, a war hero. Which does not prevent him from falling for pretty Kate Fairchild, a young woman who runs a sailing school. Of course the way he expresses his deep sympathy for the lady leaves to be desired. And the situation does not improve when a trio of bumbling jewel thieves interferes.

Robert Morse as  Ensign Garland
Stefanie Powers as  Kate
Phil Silvers as  Harry Simmons
Norman Fell as  Max
Mickey Shaughnessy as  Charlie
Wally Cox as  Jason
Don Ameche as  Commander Taylor
Joey Forman as  Lt. Jordan
Vito Scotti as  Pepe Galindo
Tom Lowell as  Wagner

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Reviews

Exoticalot
1970/07/01

People are voting emotionally.

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FeistyUpper
1970/07/02

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

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Tayloriona
1970/07/03

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

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Staci Frederick
1970/07/04

Blistering performances.

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nballos
1970/07/05

A great movie that I watched when I was 8 yrs old. A classic comedy with very funny dialogues and a great script and actors , a comedy that all parents should watch with their kids

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Dagwood
1970/07/06

Whoever wrote this was in San Diego Harbor obviously didn't watch the movie or has never been to San Diego. It is in Balboa Bay. You see the car ferry crossing the bay and almost being smashed, and San Diego doesn't now or ever had a car ferry in their bay. Also, they talk about Balboa in several places. I saw this in the movies in 1970 and have had it on VHS for years. Great summer movie. It's lots of fun, don't expect too much, like the Ugly Dachshund, the Love Bug movies just enjoy! It is fun to see these classic actors doing a fun goofy movie. Wally Cox and Joe E Ross are hilarious. I am sure Rodney Dangerfield did his crazy boat driving in Caddyshack after seeing Joe E Ross as the crazy boater in this movie. Just the best!

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coullj
1970/07/07

I woke up one morning to this on the TV and i carried on watching it, not because it was good, but because it was so bad! the acting is terrible, and its not actually funny! its awful! Stefanie Powers who plays Kate is the best bit because she is sexy! there is no other real reason to watch the film, unless you are suicidal! There are many flaws in the film, and its just rubbish! Its about an accident prone coastguard creates havoc at a boating marina but is thought of as a hero after catching the three dimwitted Jewel thieves, when its actually his girlfriend who catches them, not really that hard to do so!

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zumzumzum
1970/07/08

I couldn't believe how insanely boring this movie was. My dad brought it home once because it was cheaper to rent than all the other movies, and it sucked. Yes, yes, I'm a sucker too, I actually watched the whole thing. But how much more bad could it get? Well, the answer is, none more bad. There was absolutely no plot development, and the characters reminded me of doing plays in elementary school where you read the lines for the first time and all the words are disconnected: "oh. i. though. this. movie. was. bad." with no emotion whatsoever. Don't see it.

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